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  1. Public Bookmark 16

    I'll crawl home to you (when my time comes around) by

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP  

    13 Apr 2026

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    As the sun set on his third year in exile, Jimmy could finally say that he was thankful for his life. He had built up a quiet little routine that was worlds different from the life he once lived, guarding one of the most high-profile people in the kingdom. It was nicer this way. Solitude was fine.
    That is, until a hauntingly familiar face dragged himself out of the river and into his chicken coop.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    chapter 5

  2. Public Bookmark 71

    Urban Appetite by

    Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP  

    19 Dec 2025

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    “…It’s you.”
    He chuckled, and the florist on the other side of the mirror did the same.
    “You’re still here…aren’t you?”
    ____

    AU set in an alternative 1980s London, where Joel became a nearly immortal being with an insatiable appetite for human flesh.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    we tried the world (good god, it wasn't for us!) by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series  

    10 Jul 2025

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    Tango Tek's spaceship crash-lands on an ocean planet. Miles beneath the surface of a crushing sea, Tango's time is running out- and he may not be as alone as he thinks.

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    27 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

    The Hermits And The Mystery of How Evil X Eats by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF  

    18 Oct 2019

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    The Hermits have a very important discussion while sitting around the campfire. How does Evil X eat, when he always wears a helmet?

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    27 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

    voidfishing, the new sport that nobody regretted partaking in (eventually, anyway) by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    16 Dec 2021

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    “by the way, kid,” xisuma remarks, watching the mystery child’s head perk up and turn around. “what’s your name?”

    “for the last time, i’m not a kid! ” the (and xisuma does not change his mind in the slightest) kid retorts, pointing a carrot at xisuma accusingly. “and my name is xisuma, with an ‘x!’ learn it!”

    now that’s a name he definitely recognizes.

    or,

    it's not an average day when xisuma fishes a random kid from the void.

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    27 Feb 2026