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“It's the fucking Eden version. Their calendars and years are horrible.”
“Horrible?” Jack nodded at her.
“They have around 152 days in a calendar year, two and a half times shorter than ours,” Ava's heart sank, “and there's the COI calendar version-”
The image flickered, there was almost no change to the image at all. Her eyes scanned it, until they landed on his biographical data.
His name was Simon, he was convicted of several counts of murder, manslaughter and terrorism.
He was born the 4thth of February, 2820. Age 15.
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Eden needed soliders for war, and kids are far easier to indoctrinate. But how do you get your people to be okay with this? The awnser: lie.
If a few kids have to die to make ends meet? Well, It's just bigger than us.
(OR I wanted to write a fic where Simon is actually just a really fucking scared and traumatized child, because Mark you hurt me with that ending so name Simon will get hugs. Did not expect ppl to actually like this concept LMAO, good to see other Kid!Simon fics popping up :)
Title: Machine Gun Sun by Barns Courtney
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- Part 2 of Child Simon AUs
- Part 1 of Eastward of Eden
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Bookmarked by Uncontrolled_CanOfBeans
06 Mar 2026
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HELL YEAH SMALL CHILD IN DA SUBMARINEEE
Edit: this poor baby is making me cry oh my god Simon you traumatized stabby lil guy -
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Feeling a grip on his shin, the Broadcaster looked down.
Hugging onto him happened to be a young boy.
[OR: AU where the Thin Man ends up adopting RK instead of Mono... completely by accident.]
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- Part 5 of Honey, I Broke The Cycle
Bookmarked by Uncontrolled_CanOfBeans
16 Oct 2025
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AUGH THE THEMMMMM
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the arena is tough. it’s wearing down on the ex-earl, but when a ranger capable of taking down massive monsters with a single strike wanders into the candy kingdom, the earl meets his match.
Bookmarked by Uncontrolled_CanOfBeans
16 Jul 2025
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Lemongrab but it’s peril from WOF :3
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I looked up and Troy was breached (and you wore my crown) by Luxury_Nightmare
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Feb 2025
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Someone bumped into him.
He turned in confusion, before the ceiling became the floor again sending them both tumbling to the ground. He looked up, shakily getting to his feet. The person, the women did the same, stumbling back into the wall. Sharply dressed, in a suit and pencil skirt, even if the were torn and tattered. Dark eyes wide in horror. She looked confused and tired and terrified. Michael couldn’t blame herOr: Michael Shelley and Helen Richardson meet in the halls, and what comes after that.
Title from Royal We by Janani K. Jha
Inspired by I’m your only friend (I’m not actually your friend) by Ivycoveredstones, & i could easily lose my mind by eggosandxmen, Of Patterns and Moulding by l0sercherry, An Overdue Exploration of Mortality by Drowsy_Salamander, and Fractals Upon Fractals by cedarbranchBookmarked by Uncontrolled_CanOfBeans
14 Jun 2025
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they are making me feel emotions ;-;
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Avatar Jon (AKA: Other Entities snag the Archivist) by orphan_account
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jul 2020
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Just a bunch of Jon if he was an avatar of literally anything other than supernatural Brain Overload.
There will be found family, Elias dying, and Jon learning to be a kinder person! Slow burn does not exist!
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