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Stede Bonnet's Guide to Being in a Throuple by georges1982_96
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Aug 2022
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Stede fell in love with Ed the day they met, the moment the man walked into Stede’s newly opened bakery and breathed reverently, “Holy shit, this is fucking insane.”
The only hitch? Stede is pretty sure Ed is married and off-limits.
Until a few weeks later, Ed kisses him.
Otherwise known as the fic where Stede assumes Ed and Izzy are married so he's now part of a throuple, and ends up saving a marriage that didn't actually exist in the first place.
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- Part 1 of OFMD Modern Day Throuple AU
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30 Aug 2026
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Upset by the loss of their Navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…
A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.
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- English
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- 79,136
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- 10/10
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30 Aug 2026
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"And you, Bonnet," Izzy shouted, "you have the fucking gall to tolerate their disobedience as if this ship will just magically run itself! And you have the godforsaken nerve to tell me off for keeping us all afloat, you fucker, you bastard, you goddamn–"
Izzy deflated, like a balloon which had run out of air. His eyes flickered to Ed, something like panic flashing across his face, before he turned back to Stede. Surprisingly, the panic did not lessen.
Stede, arms folded, simply raised an eyebrow. In his best stern voice, the one he'd used whenever Alma was being particularly stubborn, he addressed Izzy.
"Are you done?"
In which Stede accidentally soft-doms Izzy; Edward solves his identity crisis; Izzy gets valued and panics about it; Stede invents aftercare; Ed learns to talk about things and Izzy experiences A Positive EmotionTM.
Meanwhile, the crew only cares about workshops.
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- English
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- 38,473
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- 8/8
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- 1
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23 Aug 2026
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Izzy has always been proud of his ability to give Blackbeard what he needs, no matter how exhausting that can be.
Edward has always assumed he was giving Izzy what he wanted, and that Izzy would tell him if it went too far.
Neither of them realize how bad it's gotten, until Stede proposes trying something different.
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A fic where Ed and Izzy make basically every BDSM mistake in the book, and Stede has to help them start from scratch.
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- Part 1 of Steddy Hands Kink Verse
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- English
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- 27,757
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- 5/5
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- 2
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- 446
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22 Aug 2026
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Harvey’s lips were trailing kisses around Mike’s collarbone, one hand firm at Mike’s waist and the other just under his armpit, his cock slowly pushing in and out, and Mike’s never felt so disconnected from his thoughts before. “Daddy.”
or, mike being severely sleep deprived combined with being fucked so good results in him not being able to think before he speaks
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21 Aug 2026