Whatsthehaps
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April O'Neil is Way Too Cool for the Avengers by Whatsthehaps
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
12 Apr 2025
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"On Febuary 20th, a professor's identification card at Eastlaird University went missing. Since it was returned the next day, he thought he misplaced it. But, multiple vials of a dangerous herbicide they were developing had coincidentally gone missing."
Oh no.
"Two days ago a chemical analysis of a captured alien from New York's latest shitshow was done. On it were traces of that same herbicide."
He's standing right in front of her now, "you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you kid?"
April really wishes she hadn't left her bat at home, now.
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Or, the Krang Invasion happens at the same time the Avengers are fixing their mistakes in Sokovia.
This changes a lot, actually.
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In which they solve a murder, join a movement, and finish falling in love.
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07 Dec 2025
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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- Part 1 of your honor they make me insane (Janka)
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14 Nov 2025
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groundwork days by Nonymos for silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Jan 2021
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After the Ishbal War, Roy Mustang starts assembling a squad.
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- Part 1 of groundwork
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16 Oct 2025
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12 Oct 2025
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Spider-Man: the government experiment/agent-gone-rogue/spider-turned-human. Or something. (According to the Avengers) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN for KingLvffy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
19 Jul 2024
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The first time Peter Parker meets (some of) the Avengers, it's in a sewer and/or warehouse-he wasn't able to get a good look at the place, sue him for his uncertainty-after he had (apparently) gotten kidnapped.
The first time the Avengers meet Spider-Man, he's calling them jerkwads from the top of Hawkeye's roof... according to Hawkeye. In Peter's humble opinion, rooftops are communical property among vigilantes, especially during alien invasions.
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Seven times the Avengers were confused about Spider-Man's identity, and one time his identity was revealed.
(A story told over the course of seventeen years, seven different world-ending catastrophes, and a kidnapping.)
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28 Sep 2025