WishItWasCopacetic

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    In which Bruce Wayne never became Batman, but Dick Grayson still became Robin, and the rest followed.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Bruce is nineteen, depressed, and not in the least ready to be a parent. Good thing Alfred's there to take in all of the strays he leads home.

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    02 Aug 2023

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    Even Batman has a Beginning

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    Tim Drake lives a perfectly good life. During the day, he's a freshman at Gotham Academy. At night, he surveils criminal activity and sends detailed analyses to Commissioner Gordon. If he's lucky, he might even get a photo of a Bat or two. He even writes increasingly popular LinkedIn articles about vigilantes and the criminal justice system under the pseudonym Jeffrey Anderson.

    Gotham is the one that needs help, not Tim.

    Bruce Wayne has a thing or two to say about that.

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    03 Jul 2023

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    Tim writes his first will two days after his ninth birthday. His grandmother died March 16th of the same year and his parents had been in town for the funeral. The weather had been gloomy, and his suit black and scratchy. He hadn’t liked the experience all that much.

    Still, he worries what will happen to his photos should he die. He makes a plan.

    Timothy Jackson Drake 

    Drake Manor, 1008 Mnt. Drive

    Bristol, New Jersey, 08711

    21.7.XX

     

    LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF Timothy Jackson Drake

    I,Timothy Jackson Drake, of Drake Manor, 1008 Mnt. Drive, Bristol, New Jersey, 08711, being of sound mind and legal capacity, do hereby make and declare this to be my last will and testament. I revoke any and all previous wills or codicils made by me.

    He updates his will every year, every six months, every month until he doesn't.

    His family stages an intervention.

     

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    How Tim Drake faces the issue of his own mortality. His friends and family are decidedly unhappy with his methods.

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    30 Jun 2023

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    The Red Hood overhears some concerning information about Batman. Too bad no one’s interested in clarifying the situation.

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    14 Jun 2023

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