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    “It's a sticker Hollander,” Rozanov says, arms crossed over his chest and it takes all of Shane’s willpower to keep the annoyance in his face directed at Rozanov and not looking down at where his arms are pulling tight across his chest.

    “Do you need glasses to see it better?”

    Shane huffs in exasperation before moving to turn around, mirroring Rozanov's stance and hitting him with a look.

    “I know it’s a sticker asshole. Why is it on my face?”
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    Ilya buys a little book of stickers and shane maybe looses his mind.

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    “I like it,” he says weakly. “I like it, I like you holding me like this.”

    “Like what?”

    “Like you own me.”
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    or; They're falling in love. They can't have it, even if they can have each other, just for a little while.

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    “Uh-uh, don’t deflect." Robin scolds him. "You’re going to shoot your shot.”

    Steve snorts so hard it hurts. “That would be creepy and unprofessional. And I sort of kind of did.”

    Robin lets her jaw drop dramatically before making grabby hands at his phone. “You have to let me see. What did you say, ‘Hey remember when you gave me a lap dance for a music video, let’s do it again sometime?’”

    “Ugh, god, when you say it like that, I regret sending him anything at all.” Steve holds his phone over his head to keep it out of Robin’s arms reach. “All I said was,—oh, he. He responded.”

    Steve: hey, you are killing it on ur tour, seems like so much fun. wishing u the best!💙
    Eddie: thats smth an estranged ex would say
    Eddie: you have to fuck me at least once before u get to text me like that

    Robin has tucked herself under his chin to see his DMs. “Oh my god, Steve.”

    “I didn’t think he would see it,” Steve says dumbly, staring at the screen.

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    A modern college AU in which Chrissy is playing Cher Horowitz (playing Emma), Steve is Stiles Stilinski in episode 2 of MTV's 'Teen Wolf' screaming "Am I attractive to gay guys!?" down a crowded hallway (but slightly more chill about it), Eddie is a doppelganger for a pretty guy from a 1991 music video, and staying up all night marathoning the extended editions of Lord of the Rings always leads to shenanigans.

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    17 Jun 2025