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    Tim Drake dies, then wakes up eight years old and feverish. Who knew the afterlife was so strange?

     

    Alternative Title: How Long Tim Drake Is Capable of Living in Denial, a Saga

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    30 May 2026

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    At 17 rly good

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    Gordon considered himself a calm man.

    He was on board when a man dressed up as a bat started showing up on his crime-ridden streets.

    He kept an open mind when the same man began dressing up little kids like birds and throwing them at psychotic maniacs.

    He kept his cool when Batman asked to pardon the murderous, red-helmeted ‘vigilante’ who blew up countless warehouses and served as judge, jury, and executioner.

    He even managed to keep a straight face when that same criminal showed up at the Batsignal; he still pulled a gun on him, of course, but he held his fire, for now.

    “Red Hood,” He greeted with a sour frown.

    The helmeted figure turned to face him, waving as he did so. “Hey there, Commish.”

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    Red Hood is the only bat left in town to take on Gordon's missions. Gordon is, unsurprisingly, not happy. However, Jim is forced to push his feelings aside so he can get shit done. Maybe after a while, they'll learn to do more than just deal with one another, especially when Gordon learns that the gun-wielding murderer he sees now used to be a joking fifteen-year-old Gordon enjoyed the company of. That was... Until the second Robin died.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Idk when it'll update but it's at 12

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    “Jay Morgan, thirty years old, registered foster parent, approved for emergency placements.”

    “…Foster parent?” Jason repeated, incredulous.

    “Mr Thomas has been placed under your care effective immediately,” Laura continued, flipping a page. “Temporary arrangement pending review. I’ll be conducting regular home visits, both scheduled and unscheduled, so I strongly advise you to ensure the premises remain suitable.”

    She stepped forward. Close enough that Jason had to shift back a half-step or get bowled over entirely by this woman who was at least two heads shorter than him, and in doing so, she brought the kid—Duke—with her.

    “Hey—no, hold on a second—”
     
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    With Batman gone, Gotham is falling apart. But Jason has bigger problems. Like this kid who just got dumped on his doorstep due to a case of mistaken identity. What was his name again? Oh yeah. Duke Thomas.

    (Shut up Tim! Jason did not have Bruce's adoption disease!)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    At 10 really good

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    Bruce Wayne stars on a special edition of the infamous The Bachelor. It goes as chaotically as does everything in Gotham.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Maybe there will be a second ep..?

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    So we all know the Wayne fam are canonically celebrities. So what shenanigans and chaos ensue when they get involved in all the inevitable celebrity media?

    PSA:
    Some fics in this series will involve romantic relationships. They will be tagged accordingly.
    If you prefer not to read such fics, I am more than happy to provide summaries of the events in that work (including key jokes that may come back). Additionally, feel free to ask to what degree the relationship will feature in a fic and in the series moving forward. You can leave these questions on any fic in this series, or on my tumblr
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    - Sprite 🧚♀️

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    22 Jun 2026

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