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Hadrian Sirius Potter was five when he realised his parents didn’t love him.
Another Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived fic, with Dark Harry fucking shit up in all the ways I love most.
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The sound of Hermione’s fingers cracking against Malfoy’s nose ricocheted through Harry’s mind, the rebound causing the other boy’s skull to bounce back from the stone structure behind him. Harry watched, shell-shocked, as Malfoy’s housemates hooked him under the arms to escape the wrath of the Gryffindor.
“That felt good,” Hermione exhaled, exhilarated, cradling her hand to her chest.Harry didn’t dare breathe.
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“Ok, it looks like your corneas have been scratched a bit, and there might be a few metal splinters I’ll have to get out. Nothing permanent!” Chopper quickly added, still keeping Sanji's face still. “Let’s get you to my office so I can take care of that.”
“Yeah, ok.” And then Sanji forgot he was blind and started walking again.
The combined shout of Chopper and Zoro didn’t stop the motion of falling from happening, and so by the time Sanji hit the water he had only enough time to think ‘well this is embarrassing.’ Fucking humiliating is what is was, falling off the side of a boat like an infant. The subsequent drowning wasn’t fantastic either.
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Sanji deals with temporary blindness. He deals with it almost as well as he deals with emotions.
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15 Jun 2026
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Assigned all cases involving android-related crimes, saddled with a prototype that follows him around like a plastic puppy, Detective Connor Anderson knows this must be karma for all the bad shit he’s ever done.
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- Part 1 of Mortal Flaws
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26 Mar 2026
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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- Part 1 of WAOLOM
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09 Jun 2025
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Merlin's mother raised him right when it comes to food: you finish your plate and you don't eat other people's food. He knows this. He isn't about to go back on it.
Coming to Camelot is no different. He just has to figure out what food he can eat and he'll be alright. After all, he can't exactly expect the luxuries he had in Ealdor, now can he?
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- Part 112 of Quarantine Drabbles
- Part 1 of Hungry
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28 Apr 2025
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The Lanes never sleep.
The sunken streets may lie beneath Piltover’s heavy shadow, and it's faults are numerous and deadly, but no one can claim that the Undercity is boring.
There is always colour to be found, if you know where to look.
It’s something you pride yourself on – the ability to see what others can’t. Some mistake it for simple optimism. But you know it’s more than just that. It’s the thing that’s kept you alive this long, in more ways than one. You've always been happy to go wherever life has taken you, and you're a big believer in gut instinct.
But you never expected to end up working as a bartender at The Last Drop – having been scouted by a blue haired girl who wouldn't take no for an answer.
Neither did you expect to find yourself landed with the terrifying task of ensuring Silco's personal drinks cart is kept well stocked.
And you certainly never expected to find yourself inadvertently become the weekly drinking partner of the Eye of Zaun himself.
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- Part 1 of Drink With Me
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06 Mar 2025