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Ricochet (Or, The Side Effects of Being a Bibliophile) by waterunderthebridge12
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
15 Jan 2024
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It started out as a club of ten, composed of five old ladies, two middle-aged women, one mid-20s married couple, and one Jason Peter Todd. The married couple had a fight during the first meeting, didn't talk during the second, and then never came again. One of the old ladies broke her hip and didn't return, either. That left the old lady quartet, the possible lesbian couple, and Jason to meet every Friday night, discussing the book of the month.
He loved it.
Jason joins a book club. This leads to more drama than expected.
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- Part 2 of Rebound
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16 Dec 2024
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Case File #003: The Destroyer by Thunderbirdswolvesandlilacs
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 Apr 2025
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The complete guide of Percy Jackson’s powers and abilities with special bonus commentaries at the end from monsters who have faced the menace that is the spawn of Poseidon in the past and seeking to pass on their advice and wisdom to the next foolhardy generation of demigod killers.
(EDIT) Hyperion: It shouldn't be this hard to off one demigod.
(EDIT) Minotaur: Look on the brightside, he won't be alive forever.
(EDIT) Polybotes: So long as I'm the one who gets to finish him in the end, it matters not to me.
(EDIT) Tartarus: So naive.
(EDIT) Hyperion: What is that supposed to mean?
(EDIT) Hyperion: Well?
(EDIT) Hyperion: Heeellllloooo
(EDIT) Hyperion: .......
**Disclaimer: If you just want to read the plot/humorous parts with the monsters commenting on Percy's powers and abilities I would skip to chapter 22**
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21 Sep 2024
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« Jason is used to his body and mind going numb, he’s used to his breath hitching, to his heartbeat slowing down so drastically that he sometimes finds himself sprawled on the freezing tiles, clutching the shirt drenched in cold sweat that’s plastered to his chest, just above his heart, mouth gaping as he regains feeling in his body.
“Fine. Just一” he swallows, throat dry, “I’m only staying one night. I’m leaving at dawn.” »Jason reluctantly spends a night at the Manor, omitting some crucial information regarding the Lazarus Pit side effects.
Please, read the spin-off fic too!
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- Part 2 of Lazarus Pit Side Effects
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19 Jun 2024
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After Arthur disobeyed his father and retrieved the Mortaeus flower for Merlin's cure, Arthur's frantic pleading to save Merlin led to a misunderstanding that actually convinced Uther to take the flower to Gaius.
Now all Arthur has to do is explain to Merlin why Uther thinks they are lovers.
And while Uther is supportive of the relationship, he requires it kept secret. But in his paranoia, Uther misinterprets every innocent interaction between the two as something far more intimate, to the embarrassment of everyone involved.
And then the knights begin showing up...
Update 27/04/2024: This is long and in-process. So consider a break between story arcs!
Arc 1 - (chapters 1-32, 90k words) What happens when you accidentally tell your father you're gay and in love with Merlin and he ships it hard? You make it true.
Arc 2 - (chapters 33-70, 110k words) What happens when your father sends you to court someone you have no interest in? Side quests and Gwaine.
Arc 3 - (chapters 71+, in progress) What happens when your father invites every eligible woman to Camelot so you can find your wife like you promised in exchange for saving Merlin? Chaos.- Language:
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08 Mar 2023
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How To Solve Climate Change (and babysit crazy scientists) by the_last_genderbender
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Oct 2023
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“βόλβιτον.” He muttered under his breath whilst trying to decipher the words on the wall.
“βόλβιτον.”
A voice startled him.
“An ancient Greek curse word literally translating to ‘cowshit’ usually used to insult others. I am the AI referred to as F.R.I.D.A.Y, created to help those within the Tower. May I be of any assistance?”
Percy's day wasn't turning out how he thought it would...
Or: Percy gets a job at Stark industries to babysit genius biochemists and chaos ensues
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03 Feb 2023