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Their new arrangement made Kyle’s body sway back and forth even more, as he winded up every punch. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hate you—” then, he stopped abruptly. His fist hung mid air, as he looked down at Cartman with a new, unreadable expression. His freckles hid under a blush that was now starting to form on his face. The room went quiet and then…
“Cartman, are you… Are you hard?”
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Or Eric Cartman's not-so-small problem, that Kyle unfortunately has to deal with.
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One wish can cause a spiral of unpredictable events.
Eric Cartman finds this out the hard way after wishing for his crush, Kyle Broflovski, to love him more than anyone.
"A love only a branch of a Willow Tree could conjure."
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05 Aug 2026
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Sometimes, when you're a witch working from 6 to 12 pm at macdonald, you start to make friends with anything, like that friendly little racoon who likes french fries.
Sometimes, it turns out that this racoon is very much a boy, that this boy also has a boyfriend, and that they need a place to stay for a while.
And, you can't let teenagers roam around the streets, right ?
or, Theo is not nice but he still offers a roof for two runaway teenagers, and that somehow leads him to a coven.
And he really should stop ignoring what the Moon says to him.Bookmarked by goofee
05 Jul 2026
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Change of Address by hearmerory
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
28 Nov 2024
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A collection of instances in a modern AU of Zuko's shitty childhood, featuring Ozai's dislike of his son's autism and sexuality.
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30 May 2026
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After the events of War Crimes, Sokka and Zuko have escaped Zhao’s warship and are fleeing across the Earth Kingdom. As well as unfamiliar terrain, they have to navigate their shared trauma, work out where they fit into the war, and their place in each others lives.
Sokka is aware that being friends with the enemy is going to bring complications, but he probably should have guessed that being friends with Zuko in particular, was going to be a bit like dunking your head repeatedly into a bucket of angry Fire Ferrets.
Katara is also grappling with the confusion of befriending an enemy, something that doesn’t prove as difficult as she had expected with the bond of shared, furious grief bridging old wounds. (Learning a new way to look at her bending doesn't hurt either)
Azula, struggling with the Fire Lord’s mistrust, encounters a few nasty surprises and has to make some difficult decisions. Luckily, she is a great deal better at making sensible choices than her brother.
Her father may have made a slight tactical error.
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- Part 2 of All's Fair
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27 May 2026
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intentions of the fire by maldudepart
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
26 Feb 2026
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The water tribe siblings stand tall besides him, a stern look on their faces. They're dressed in black, no indication of their roots other than the small beads adorning their hair and the tan color of their skin.
“You're the Fire Prince, right?”.
His body clenches at the title. “Zuko”, he offers. “There's no fire prince”.
The girl’s face stiffens, but when the boy -Sokka, a memory from years ago resurfaces- speaks, his voice is softer. “Zuko”, he repeats the name, and it makes Zuko's fingers numbly tingle. He tells himself it's from the cold.
-Or, The Fire Nation loses the war before the Avatar’s return. Aang cannot restore balance without starting another one. Ergo, a blazing revolution.
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26 May 2026