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Prof. Jaskier Pancratz never did too well in the love department. Medieval literature, yes. Songwriting and playing his mandolins, also yes. Having passionate, raunchy one-night stands, absolutely. But romance? True romantic love? Not his strongsuit. It was hard when certain attributes he had, things he couldn't change, had in the past made him unloveable.
Mr. Radovid Strogi has been going through the ringer for years. His family was gone, and he up and left everything to become a part time instructor at the University of Oxenfurt. He thought for sure that his life must be cursed when he ran into a literature professor with his coffee, spilling it all over the other man's tastefully unbuttoned shirt on the first day. But for some inexplicable reason, Professor Pancratz kept stopping by his office to talk.
Which could mean nothing.
(My Radskier college professor au!)
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Unlucky Thirteen by halfling_prince
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Jan 2026
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You have to lose who you were. Become impartial. Forget who you were. Lose your name, your past, any ties from blood or feud.
Nobody truly forgets. But they train any attachment you have to your past out of you.
There were thirteen boys when he got there. So he was called Thirteen. The unlucky one, to some. He knew the statistics, only two out of every ten boys that pass through the stone walls of Kaer Morhen actually live through the trials.(Inspired by Fireborn by Aisling Fowler)
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Count The Days (since I could recall your face) by halfling_prince
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
30 Dec 2025
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While on the road to Nilfgaard, Jaskier stops by a town to gather any news about the war. When he returns to the group, it's clear to Geralt that the bard is hiding something. So he just needed to ask. Surely it's not too complicated.
"What's wrong with you?"
Jaskier laughed. "We really need to work on your people skills. It's about connotations, Geralt-"
"Why have you been acting weird since finding out about the Redanian king?"
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A happier version of the radskier scene in season 4 episode 4
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Jaskier is heartbroken again, so he writes another song about it. It's difficult, however, when he never has a private place to write on the road with Geralt and Milva, so the inevitable questions about his work are asked.
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A Non-Linear Exploration of Marshall Ward by halfling_prince
Fandom Radiant Black (Comics)
20 Jun 2025
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Home to Me (If The Sky Comes Falling Down) by halfling_prince
Fandom Boy Meets World (TV 1993)
23 May 2025
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Boy Meets World but if Shawn's sister, Stacy (and also Topanga's sister, Nebula [and also Shawn's brother Eddie and also Jack's unnamed sister who was mentioned once]) wasn't written out of the show's canon.
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Comedies and Tragedies of the Modern Era by halfling_prince
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Jan 2022
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A LotR modern au, but it still takes place in the magical land of middle earth, with hobbits, elves, and dwarves.
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“You didn’t tell me about the burn,” Geralt says, his mouth a thin line.
“You didn’t ask.” Jaskier says, laying both hands flat over the strings, looking at Geralt challengingly.
“Usually don’t have to.”
“Maybe I got tired of our one sided friendship,” Jaskier says before he can stop himself. Fuck, that is not how he meant to say that.
By the looks of it, Geralt doesn’t take it too well either.
He stands up, staring at Jaskier as if he grew a second head.
“Tired?” He says, hands clenching and unclenching against his sides.
“When was the last time you called me your friend, Geralt?” Jaskier says, starting to get agitated. “When was the last time you asked me something, something that didn’t directly relate to Yennefer, Ciri, or you needing me to do something? When was the last time you apologized, for anything you have said to me?”OR; Jaskier still helps Geralt, still goes to Kaer Morhen, but Geralt has still to act like or say that Jaskier is his friend.
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17 Jun 2026
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“Let us approach a much more modest question: not whether we can know the universe or the Milky Way Galaxy or a star or a world. Can we know, ultimately and in detail, a grain of salt?” – Carl Sagan
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Immediately following the events of Episode 25, Carlos realizes he’s been asking the wrong questions.
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21 Mar 2026
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"They had slipped their way out of dinner and into Hamlet’s bedroom unnoticed by even the servants attending the guests. They had gotten good at that. Hamlet couldn’t help himself. He didn’t need food. He needed Horatio, he needed his comfort and his words and his familiar touch."
//Hamlet is distraught over what to do after seeing his father's ghost and Horatio is there to comfort him.
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12 Mar 2026
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custodial by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 May 2023
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custodial definition: relating to or having parental responsibility, especially as allocated as part of a divorce.
“I can take her,” Geralt says, and it’s all Jaskier can do not to slap him across the face.
“You don’t know her,” he says at once. “You don’t know her, and she doesn’t know you. I’m not letting her go with a stranger.” He meets the witcher’s gaze directly and dares him to persist.
Wisely, Geralt doesn’t.
(Ciri finds Jaskier first and Geralt only comes along later)
(Jaskier is not handling co-parenting well)
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10 Feb 2026
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well, maybe we got lost in translation by rcfthns
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Mar 2022
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They sleep with each other a lot more times after that. It always ends the same way.
Jaskier has yet to stay with him in bed; as soon as they finish, he’s gone, taking care of himself, leaving the place next to Geralt cold and empty. He’d lie, if he said, that it doesn’t hurt.
Geralt thinks, they’re in love. Jaskier thinks, they’re just sleeping together.
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23 Jan 2026