hello_imasalesman
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- Fallout (Video Games) (27)
- Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game) (19)
- Fallout 3 (18)
- Fallout 4 (14)
- Red Dead Redemption (Video Games) (14)
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While Kerry tries to think up a plan to get back at Kovachek, he has to play along and go to some small-time MSM event; what better excuse to make sure he’s not around his manager’s lackeys than to hire that kleptopunk merc V as his personal bodyguard?
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- Part 4 of Cover Songs
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It’s been months since V brought Johnny back from beyond the Blackwall into his own new, cloned body. Physically, Johnny’s recovered. He goes out and does the odd gig with V. Everything’s going relatively fine for a former dead man.
It’s just, now that he’s in his own body, Kerry doesn’t want to see him anymore.
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In celebration of the Us Cracks collaboration, Kerry Eurodyne throws one of his infamous parties. V’s finding the screamsheets aren’t as far off as he would’ve liked; there’s a lot of his exes in attendance. But V’s not Johnny. He can hold his tongue.
To a point.
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V’s going on a date, a real, honest-to-God date with Kerry Eurodyne, and it’s gotta go perfect. Which is why he spends some time beforehand practicing his best pickup lines in the mirror.
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Take Time by hello_imasalesman
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Cyberpunk & Cyberpunk 2020 (Roleplaying Games)
20 Aug 2023
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In the early hours of August 21st, 2023, Kerry awakens to police breaking down his door.
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Remixes of the main Kerry missions from the game.
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“And, behold, a pale horse, and sat on him was death, and hell followed with him.”
A Kierthur series in three parts.
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Dear Hearts and Gentle People by hello_imasalesman
Fandom Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 3
22 Feb 2020
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like a well-oiled machine by nightcityheat (Kiraia)
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
28 Feb 2021
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So Kerry lays his hand on his thigh while V is driving, and it's less asking for permission than politely warning the merc about what is going to happen. V dares a glance towards him, meeting only a devious smirk and a nod towards the road ahead.
“Of course,” mutters Johnny from the backseat, disappearing before V has the time to wonder if that's what he had meant when he said Kerry was a menace behind the wheel.Bookmarked by hello_imasalesman
10 Aug 2022
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If it wasn’t for Jackie beside him, he would’ve flat-out refused the gig. Even with his best friend, he still had to be urged and argued with.
It wasn’t a truly difficult mission— get in, lure the target somewhere discrete, dispatch, and get out. Routine, even. The only difference between something Wakako would hand him and what he’s being asked now is a solid lump sum of $10,000 eddies.
But the catch?
This was a brothel, and the target was a frequent… investor. Jackie isn’t known for wooing women and men alike. V was more than uncomfortably acquainted in his rather androgynous appeal to both parties. So the only way to fit him in was as V’s pimp.
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25 Jul 2022
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High-Flying Birds by Johaerys
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
30 Aug 2023
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Achilles, the sun casting its last rays around his head like a halo, resplendent and aureate.
Achilles, the soles of his feet flashing pink as he sprints across the beach.
Achilles, slender fingers plucking the strings of his lyre, eyes green like fresh pressed olives. His cat's smile.
"Guess what I'm thinking about," he says.
The robin that flew over our heads but a minute past. The dream he had last night of a ship with purple sails, its prow slicing the waves of the Aegean sea. The wooden amulet that hangs about the augur's neck. This and this and this.
"I'll be the first hero to be happy," he would tell me years later. "You're the reason."
A collection of all the scenes we didn't get to see in The Song of Achilles. Follows the timeline of the book.
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24 Feb 2022
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Dunder Mifflin, This is Memo by sammistar (crz4wdw)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), The Office (US)
10 Nov 2021
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At a mid-size paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania, Nandor spends his days selling paper, pranking Dwight, and staring at the receptionist. Laszlo spends his days jerking off at work.
Today will be the same in a lot of ways, but it will also be different.
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- Part 3 of Bing Bong Bingo 2021
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20 Nov 2021
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"When she looks up again, about to point out a constellation over the lake or say something, anything, to break the silence, he kisses her."
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02 Apr 2021