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    More or less set in the universe of the Wayne Family Adventures, but not in the sense it adheres to canon. It's all vibes. Softer, gentler, sillier stories about the Batfam.

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    I grew up with Batman and Robin from the 60s, 70, and 80s. Batman and Robin was for kids; it was silly and fun and didn't take itself seriously at all. These stories are inspired by those sources, as well as LEGO Batman the movie and video games.

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    These are connected, but it isn't necessary to read them in order. A series of ultra-serious, totally not crack, absolutely dark and grim stories about the Bat Family living their best lives (or trying) in Gotham. In exactly the same way that LEGO Batman is dark and grim.

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    Real life, in a world where things are a little bit sillier than normal, except when they aren't.

    Contains: Men who love other men, with the occasional appearance of women who love other women, women who love men, men who love women, and men who have a love/hate relationship with green vegetables. Sexy talk, sexy scenes, actual sex. Fish.

    Canon? That turned a sharp left towards the porn store run by a duck sometime in BtVS Season 5 and never looked back.

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    "All I did was disappoint you." He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t catch his breath. "I just wanted to do good. I just wanted to be better and all I did was make everyone angry."

    Or: When Bruce comes back from the dead, Dick goes nonverbal. Nobody seems to have the time to notice.  

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Jaskier is cursed. Well his whole family line is. Every male born child cannot be named. They can be given a name, but it will never be a true one and people will always have an allergic reaction to saying this false name. Only a soulmate speaking your true name aloud will break the curse. The family though has never cared, they've only cared about the family fortune and marrying well.

    But Jaskier cares. He is determined to travel the world, find his soulmate and learn what his name is.

    And the best way to travel the world seems to be with a rather taciturn witcher named Geralt of Rivia. If he started to hope that Geralt would be the one to say his true name, well that was one thing that Jaskier would not say aloud.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    "Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood." - Charles Dickens, Mugby Junction

    The story of how Hal Jordan became the Waynes' favorite uncle.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “Todd.” Damian interrupted, “I don’t think we’re on a different earth.”

    “I told you- I know that guy. He would recognize-”

    “Shut up!” Damian said, “Turn around.”

    Jason turned, the back wall was covered in newspapers, just like it always had been, he looked back at Damian confused, the kid rolled his eyes, “Look at the date.”

    Jason’s heart drops, but he looks anyway.

    December 24th, 2016

    Fuck.

    Damian and Jason get sent back five years on Christmas Eve... and Dick's not in a position to help anyone.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    17 Nov 2025