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    It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.

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    or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team.

    That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night.

    OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    If you are reading this, it means that Danny is following my emergency plan that we practiced. I’m not safe and neither is he. Please, I beg you, take him to his grandparents at this address.

    Yuna and David Hollander
    2242 Grandview
    Ottawa, Ontario

    If I ever get the chance, I will repay you.

    Please tell him I love him. My parents too. And if you could tell them I’m sorry.

    ~Shane

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Boys, I need you to be on your best behavior,” Ilya said seriously before shout-whispering: “Our new teammate is hockey royalty.”

    Shane would have rolled his eyes if he wouldn’t have been mortified by how quiet the room suddenly turned. He raised his free hand to wave awkwardly before presenting himself: “Hi, I’m Shane - uhm, Hollander. It’s good to be here.”

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    “Shane Motherfucking Hollander is on our team.”

    It must have been Dykstra that broke the silence and before Shane could react, the guys were already getting closer, greeting him with tight handshakes and big smiles. Most of them have attended their impromptu wedding so theoretically, it wasn’t their first time meeting, but the enthusiasm seemed to have remained the same, all the attention making blood rush to Shane’s freckled cheeks.

    Ilya had to force himself not to smother him with kisses right there and then.

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    Shane's first season as a Centaur comes with a lot of ups and downs but thankfully for him, the love of his life is by his side every step of the way ♡

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    12 Jun 2026