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Nice to meet ya, I'm leaving by angstiestbean (marsbar)
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), The Nice Guys (2016)
20 Jun 2026
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Ken hates being a wallflower.
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There are four things that went wrong with tonight.
One - the outfit you obsessively picked for your date tonight got misplaced at the cleaners; those were the pants you loved the most and the top was just low cut enough to give a glimpse that kept them coming back.
Two - your replacement outfit was too tight in the worst ways. The inseams dragged against your thighs. The bras under wire kept poking out. The shirt just isn't sitting the way you wanted. All in all, it wasn't the outfit you planned first and now it sucks.
Three - when you texted your date that you were running behind, they were very understanding. Just told you they'd meet you there. Which isn't the worst part. The worst part is going outside and immediately being completely drenched by the downpour that absolutely was not in the forecast.
Four - you've been sat at the table for long enough that the waitress is giving you the look
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"Hey," he says, quiet in this cozy cabin of space you share together, "it's fine, really."
That gets the tears to really fall, down your cheeks and pattering unevenly onto your dirty tee shirt. "I don't have anywhere to go." You break, head falling into your hands.
"Alright."
The car starts moving, and it's such a gentle movement you don't even really notice until you're turning, shifting slightly in your seat. You wipe your eyes, and look at him. You don't even get to ask before he glances at you, answering in that gentle matter of fact way that he seems to just have about him.
"I'm taking you home."
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Do we need to spell it out? by angstiestbean (marsbar)
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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It can be said that on Earth, Ryland Grace, while not exactly celibate, was prolific in bed with his partners. There might have been enough to fill maybe one hand, but they always left his bed satisfied. He was damn good at what he did to please them, making them loose and happy in a way that made his own satisfaction triple, even if they didn't get him off. And he left near all those encounters without getting off, save his last relationship with Linda.
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Rocky's (k)not an aphrodisiac by angstiestbean (marsbar)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 May 2026
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"Tell me to stop." Grace huffs, face against Rocky's thin neck, and licking up the artery to his jaw. "Tell me and I will." He whines, pressing close but holding himself back by a thread.
Recent series
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Chubby William Afton is a DILF by angstiestbean (marsbar)
Fandom Five Nights at Freddy's
15 Sep 2025
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Recent bookmarks
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Ryland Grace's guide to getting a guard dog by Dayun
Fandom Drive (2011), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
18 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by angstiestbean (marsbar)
21 Jun 2026
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Teaching Acting Lessons by hirusen
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Drive (2011), The Fall Guy (2024)
15 Jun 2026
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His twin just dropped the man off in his classroom one day, and Grace's life has kinda turned upside down ever since.
Bookmarked by angstiestbean (marsbar)
13 Jun 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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it's all the one narrative, babyyy
I never expected to be writing basically a novel about two ryan gosling characters meeting after the events of their respective movies but here we are!
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Bookmarked by angstiestbean (marsbar)
25 May 2026
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Well shit. This is something i never thought id care about, yet here i am. Damn. Its such good writing too. Fuck. I love this.
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Several years from settling on Erid, Grace starts getting severe migraines.
After discovering they're caused by wearing the wrong prescription, Rocky finds a temporary solution while eridian scientists figure out how human sight, and glasses work.
A flaw in Rocky's solution after a small accident allows Grace to see the world as an eridian. Chaos ensues when, aided by ultrasound-like vision, Grace notices Rocky's five hearts beating way too fast whenever he's around him.