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“I needed to ask myself, ‘is this person really worth even being around?' If I’m being honest with you, many people weren’t worth being around, and many people still aren’t. But sometimes, Eric, the people who you hate most end up being the most worth it. And sometimes not. Just don’t let yourself be so caught up in hating someone that you end up hating yourself for it. Nobody is worth hating yourself over Eric, I want you to remember that.”
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Eric Cartman has a dream that he would consider more of a nightmare about being kissed by none other then Kyle Broflovski. But that didn't mean anything. Nope, because if one thing was for certain, Eric hated Kyle. He couldn't have a crush oh him... right?
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
26 May 2026
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Amidst the chaos of South Park, being the center of attention was harder than one would've thought. Between puberty tantrums, growing up, and murderous plans, the search for affection was a drama in the futile. But it was fine, really. The fine line between love and hate was meant to be crossed. After all, there is no such thing as "bad attention" for a Cartman.
Literally everything is exactly the same, but Erica Cartman is a girl. Nothing changes, actually.
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
20 May 2026
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Eric Cartman isn't going to let an opportunity to humble his biggest trash-talker pass him by. With the help of kylieb_90's unwitting little brother, finicky state laws and his chaotic neutral moderator Kenny McCormic its time for the internet (and Eric Cartman) to see what Conman's infamous hater looks like in real life.
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
19 May 2026
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Principal Starlight Glimmer by MorenoX25
Fandoms: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, South Park
27 Sep 2016
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After an incident involving a student using an inappropriate term, Miss Cheerlee is fired from her position at the school house. So the School Board decided to appoint a new Principal. Starlight Glimmer is coming to Ponyville and with her she brings lots of "progressive" ideas.
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14 May 2026
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Ten-year-old Stan has to spend the weekend at his uncle Jimbo's cabin while his parents party in Denver. Shelly is along for the trip, and Jimbo's roommate Ned is inscrutable to Stan until Shelly explains something about their uncle.
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Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
13 May 2026
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He wanted to play Cupid. It backfired spectacularly.
A single pink notebook named "P.E.N.I.S." plunged South Park into romantic chaos, courtesy of Eric Cartman. From Clyde's awkward proposal to a scheme to make the principal his stepdad, his "divine" matchmaking nearly broke the town. And Kyle Broflovski learned that being his best friend's so-called "boyfriend" was the least of his problems.Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
13 May 2026
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“I’m not admitting I was wrong,” Eric said matter-of-factly.
“Then what are you doing?”
Fixing this, stupid.
Nothing is interesting when you’re not around. I don’t want to lose what little time you spend near me. You’re going to leave us soon to go to fuckin’ Harvard and if you go thinking that I hate you then you’ll hate me too and you’ll never talk to me again and you’ll forget all about me and I don’t know what I would do without you. I don’t know what I would do if you never spoke to me again. Because I like you.
I like you.
I…
“I don’t know,” Eric finally said. His words were quiet, his tone unfamiliar. Any vexation that once laid within them was gone.
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When Stan Marsh sees something he wasn’t supposed to, a deep secret is uncovered that Eric Cartman has been harboring for eight years. Eric, in turn, makes Stan a deal to keep his mouth shut.
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Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
10 May 2026
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One Saturday morning, somewhere at the playground, a ball hits the brick wall, bounces back against a boy's head, and then the boy's body hits the ground, motionless.
At any other place, that would be just another emergency, of course. A local case of a local family and local network of relatives and friends and doctors.
In South Park, that is a spark that lands on dry brushwood and old grass. A domino piece that falls on the row of other dominoes. You take it from there.
A boy loses his memory, a town loses its sanity, and Kyle Broflovski cannot make his goddamn mind.
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
09 May 2026
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With complicated feelings that you refuse to acknowledge, think about properly and that you can't get rid of, living a peaceful life certainly doesn't seem to easy, one could argue it felt painful and suffocating more than anything. All that because of a girl.
Kyle really hated that girl.
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08 May 2026
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Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
05 May 2026
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When There’s a Will, There’s Haddaway by castielrisingabove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Apr 2026
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What is love? Ryland Grace struggles to find an answer.
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28 Apr 2026
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Idiot Savant by Nomiliy
Fandoms: Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan - Darren Shan, Darren Shan - Fandom, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
23 Dec 2021
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id·i·ot sa·vant
noun
1. A person who is considered to be mentally handicapped but displays brilliance in a specific area, especially one involving memory.
2. A person displaying great intelligence or aptitude for mental endeavors but completely lacks common sense, particularly social skills.
3. Steve fucking Leonard.
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Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
27 Apr 2026
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salvator mundi, salva nos by saphira99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt is many things, but a hero is not one of them.
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
26 Apr 2026
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Near wants to understand the Universe.
The universe in every sense.
The universe as in, the totality of all space, time, matter, and energy.
And the universe as in the omnipotent, conscious entity that orchestrates all of existence.
None of it is helpful though. None of it explains why this great, omnipotent force they dub The Universe has done what it has done to him.
Why, in a macrocosm of people and possibilities, is it Mello that he feels these feelings for? What evolutionary or cosmic or psychic justification is there behind that?
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- Part 2 of Wammy's House
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The Play by rollerbirdie
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
15 Aug 2022
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in which three space friends have a chat about one of history's wildest sporting moments
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13 Apr 2026
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Why Love? (15500) by tylerthecreator (kasspertheghost)
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
08 May 2026
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In the year 17776, Nine became capable of quantum communication--years after his companions Ten and Juice.
But it wasn't the first time--even though he doesn't remember being "awake" before. It was 15500, an otherwise unremarkable year.
or, pre-canon 17776 where we explore the idea of love (?) between two space probes, and why it was forgone so that they could have a do-over a couple thousand years later. written like a declassified nasa document because i'm pretentious.
(inspired by Maybe Happy Ending on Broadway)
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- Part 1 of space probe babies (17776)
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all’s fair in love and war (and this is both) by neallo
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
30 Dec 2025
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Near has Mello under siege, dragging him into a battle of wits, strategy, and stealth, one that has him in a state of constant vigilance, ever-ready for an attack. With his dignity and his ego on the line, Mello throws himself head-first into psychological warfare against his longtime rival, trying any tactic he can to help him turn the tide in his favor. The game is as complex and mind-bending as four-dimensional chess, and Mello has to think twenty moves ahead just to keep up, but he’ll be damned before losing to Near at this.
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In which Near accidentally gaslights Mello into being his boyfriend, and Mello does Olympic-level mental gymnastics in order to read Near’s actions as sinister.
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Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
07 Apr 2026
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Mello's Roses by sparklypens
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2024
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Returning to Winchester to choose a successor, L tries to make sense of his successor's tumultuous rivalry and grapple with his own unresolved feelings towards the Kira Case. As he develops a greater understanding of Mello and Near and their peculiar relationship, he comes to believe that he can forge a rosier fortune for the title of L. In attempting to manipulate Mello and Near’s emotions to achieve an ideal outcome, however, L risks driving himself and his successors to the brink of sanity.
Meronia centred.
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
07 Apr 2026
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In his first life, L died in the arms of his greatest enemy.
In his brief second one, he died alone.
And in his third, too-long life, L died anticipating finally getting even with the man who'd won their game one too many times.
And Light Yagami? If he'd known this is what picking up the Death Note would bring....well, he'd probably still have done it anyway.
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Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
06 Apr 2026
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Two years after the end of the Kira investigation, Near reluctantly agrees to investigate a series of murders in Denver. What he's expecting is a dull, uninteresting case that he'll solve before the plane has even landed. Instead, he gets a killer who seems to have no rhyme or reason to their actions yet somehow evades capture anyway and still has time to send him cryptic messages with horrible grammar.
Mello has been lying low for the past two years, but when he hears about the serial murders, he heads to the city to investigate. Normally, he wouldn't bother, but there's something different about this case— Near may be in more danger than he realizes.
Not that Mello actually cares. That would be ridiculous.
Bookmarked by fishstixcks (mothflam3)
05 Apr 2026