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    The grief of cats, the vengeance of some, and cold, black, hearts.

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    “Theseus! Give yourself up, you’re surrounded!” The man bellowed, silhouetted against the sky, vomit green cape fluttering obnoxiously in the cool evening wind.

    Tommy, standing on the opposite rooftop, snorted disdainfully. Heroes were always so fucking pretentious. He was ‘surrounded’ apparently. Yeah, sure. It was only Dolos and his timid sidekick. Granted, they were annoying, and Tommy would really rather not get involved in Dolos if he could avoid the man, but he was easy enough to get away from when it came down to it.

    Named aptly after the god of trickery and deception, Dolos’ power was the irritating ability to create illusions. On top of that, the guy had super speed. And he was a bitch.

    Really, that was at least 3 strikes.

    I DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR SOOT. FUCK HIM. SHUBBLE SUPPORT!

    OR — Y’know those huge inflatable wiggly men? The ones that are much larger than they have any right to be, bend in ways that are simultaneously exactly what you’d expect and you had no idea were even possible, and are weirdly unsettling (yet fun) to watch unfold? Yeah. This is like the fic equivalent of that.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    People had called him many things throughout his life; thief, scum of the earth, a useless little piece of shit-

    Those were the words of stupid men.

    Tommy is Borrower; the greatest, most magnificent supervillain in L'manberg, who is running the whole city, hell- the whole country amok with his glorious powers!
    Tommy is also number eleven on the most wanted villain list. Which needs to be updated, immediately.
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    Or; Tommy is a villain called Borrower who can steal powers for a limited amount of time. This is his journey through becoming the number one villain, finding himself a family, defeating a brainwashing Egg, and overthrowing a corrupt Government for one of his acquaintances, while also running the adored Waffle House of the city at sixteen years old.

    Not in that order.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    "I stole your brother’s crown," Tommy spat, his breath ragged. "I tried to steal your mother’s necklace. I cursed you out. I ran away—over and over again." His voice cracked, frustration spilling into something almost desperate. "So why the hell would you fucking care?"

    Technoblade tilted his head, considering. Silence stretched between them. Then, with the certainty of someone stating a fact as simple as the sky being blue, he answered.

    "You shine like the sun."

    Tommy blinked. He let out a short, incredulous laugh—half-broken, half-breathless. "I’m literally the worst fucking person you could pick to care about."

    "And yet, I do."

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    Tommy is the lost prince, kidnapped at 5 and left at 10. But he's a menace and decides it's a smart idea to steal a crown from the royal family.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Shadow Milk Cookie takes some time to reflect on his feelings after his defeat. Did he truly just want the Soul Jam from Pure Vanilla Cookie, or was there something more..?

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    13 Feb 2025

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    PURESHADOW YESSS

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    SpokeIsHere: heyyyyyy guys so i didnt mean to take sicology as an elective but now im in the class and i know im going to bomb it like hell

    SpokeIsHere: but u guys are all in the class too!!! so!!!

    Reddoons: bro said sicology

    Ash and Red may not be doing any better in their Psychology Class than their friends, but they sure are good at snooping through other people's businesses!

    As the two attempt to balance their psych homework, trying to find out who their friends are crushing on, AND the stupid group chat Spoke created throughout the new school year, Ash and Red become closer than either would have ever expected.

    a silly lifesteal chatfic

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    30 Aug 2024

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    thot spoke or gay minute