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The void stared into Hawkins, and Hawkins stared back by sarcastical
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Sep 2023
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In which the Demogorgon mistakenly opens a portal to a capitalist hell-scape, a McDonald's regional manager spots an opportunity, and Henry Creel discovers that maybe he underestimated the power of a few severely overworked and underpaid fast food servers.
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Hopper knew it was a bad sign when the asshole standing over him with a fistful of paperwork had to leave the room to take a message on his radio. Between all the bodies Sal had reported being pulled out of the middle school and the helicopters he could hear flying overhead Hopper had figured there were even odds that the girl was still alive and free, but the satisfied expression on the agent’s face as he came back into the room suggested maybe that wasn’t the case anymore.
He’d made his choice. Traded a live kid for one that he’d only had a slim chance of bringing home alive. Gambled on the probability of that Wheeler kid and his little friends ignoring him again and leaving the place he’d ordered them to stay and on a little girl winning a fight with a bunch of trained adults with guns.
William Byers was alive.
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There are numerous alternate dimensions in which Obi Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker run into some anomaly in the force that allows them to travel back and attempt to fix their timeline. Unfortunately in this dimension the artefact in question was designed to send slightly more than one person back.
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After a long (or at least it felt long) difficult life (and a suprisingly long death) Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master and sometimes mad desert hermit is pleased to wake up somewhere sunny, warm and sand-free. Honestly, waking up in the AgriCorp is just another example of the force's slightly unexpected sense of humour, and after so many years fighting it is a somewhat welcome change in a world where he can still feel his loved ones, rich in the force across the stars.
Unfortunately, one day it suddenly becomes clear that this is not, strictly speaking, the after life he was looking for. -
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The famous mercenary Hawkeye has a secret - a reason for staying at a distance - but if experience has taught him anything it's not to show it.
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Goblins have long and bitter memories but luckily hobbits have better aim.
Or, after his escape from Gollum, Bilbo stumbles upon the Company a little earlier than we see in the film, and proves himself more of a Took than anyone expected.
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23 Jun 2026
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Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Feb 2013
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Written for the Hobbit kink meme.
In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist.
And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little gentlehobbit.
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- Part 1 of Sing When the Dawn is Dark
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23 Jun 2026
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Nothing can touch him here. The quiet returns, his limbs lax. Time passes as it will, here, neither slow nor fast. There’s nothing but the rush of the water and the sun above, until he spots something dark in the distance.
I care about your life, the dark thing whispers, words echoing right beside his ear. Will’s eyes shoot open with a start.
(After getting released from the BSHCI, Will withdraws from Jack, the FBI, and most of all, from Hannibal. The bouquet sitting on his kitchen table serves as a reminder that such a thing may not be so easy.)
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22 Jun 2026
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Will drives the modest sixteen miles back home.
It’s unclear if he’s supposed to, but Will’s been told the Chesapeake Ripper has set him free, and he’s meant to be happy about it. Maybe even strongly enough to recommend it on an ongoing basis. So he should go wherever he thinks that might be.
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In the age-old tradition of talented children that burn out, Will Graham goes home to his father instead of his house after his release from BSHCI. Season 2 - Yakimono, with a regressive twist.
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22 Jun 2026
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The Night Before the Fall by thiswildheart
Fandoms: Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Jul 2022
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He could taste bile again and cold seeped into his bones.
"I had a vision," Anakin whispered.
"Yes," Obi-Wan said, and his voice was hoarse as if from screaming. "I had it too."
(The events of the Revenge of the Sith and Obi-Wan Kenobi shatter through the Force, and reach back in time as memories. Anakin and Obi-Wan share a vision the night before Order 66, and the galaxy gets a second chance.)
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- Part 1 of The Night Before the Fall 'verse
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22 Jun 2026