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Lugubrious Alarmism by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?
It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.
Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.
What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.
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- English
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- 7,767
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- 1/1
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- 248
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10 Oct 2026
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While monitoring Superman's known Daily Planet associates, Bruce finds himself drawn to Clark Kent's strange proclivities.
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09 Oct 2026
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while they do dream things true by iokanaan
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
07 Apr 2024
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Everything’s good, you see. It's absolutely fine. Laios dreams of kissing and stroking monsters all the time. Clearly this is a completely normal monsterfucking dream, and Laios just has to look down to find that Kabru has tentacles again, or double scorpion stingers for legs. Or perhaps he’s a faun, or a satyr - or a centaur, or an ichthyocentaur, or maybe even a beastkin who’ll transform any minute now…
Laios looks down.
No, he thinks, in dawning horror. No, no, that can’t be.
Because all he sees is regular tallman Kabru. All he's dreaming of is regular tallman Kabru, tender and unguarded, curled up in his bed.
Inveterate monsterfucker Laios Touden discovers, to his immense surprise, that he’s fallen in love with a human.
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05 Oct 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
“Well, I was going to fuck you. With my regular human cock,” Kabru replies. “How does that sound?”
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the wilebunny problem by Anonymous
Fandom Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
30 Sep 2026
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a looney love story
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- 19,509
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03 Oct 2026
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Mating Season by Anonymous
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)
22 Sep 2026
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Coyote spent all his his time thinking about the Roadrunner. Chasing him, catching him, eating him. The Roadrunner's long skinny neck between his claws as Coyote would salivate all over him, hungry eyes on his meaty flesh, digging his teeth into his bright plumage, the surprised meep! the Roadrunner would let out at their first mouth-to-skin contact...
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- English
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- 2,430
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- 1/1
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- 11
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28 Sep 2026
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Roads to success and failure by separate_dying_ember
Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)
25 Sep 2026
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This wasn’t Wile E's trap.
The moment the realisation hit him he made to run, neck craned and beak opened, prepared to take out every machine, person, and toon that had so rudely intruded on their game and his territory.
He didn’t move.Or,
Tweety realises in advance that Acme's plan to catch the roadrunner won't work. So despite his guilt, he makes a painful alteration.
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- English
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- 31,755
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- 8/8
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28 Sep 2026
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This Looks Like Job For Brucie?! by Trista_zevkia
Fandoms: Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Smallville, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), World's Finest (Comics)
15 May 2015
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Clark Kent is missing, and the JL looks for a consulting detective. He finds Kent, and then J'onn suggests sending Brucie Wayne in to rescue him!
There is no way this will work, J'onn's gone insane, but for some reason they still try it.- Language:
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22 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Characterizations are... Well the premise of the fic, and of the AU the fic exists in, does what it must. Very sillyfuncute tho
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You Were Always on My Mind by blue_jack
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU
22 Jun 2017
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It wasn’t that Clark loved Bruce less, or admired him less, or had stopped being able to see all the things that had made him fall in love with Bruce in the first place. He just … didn’t want to be around him at the moment, found himself wondering what else Bruce would say to get his point across, what else he’d do to make sure Clark kept his distance.
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- Part 2 of Clark/Bruce fics
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- English
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- 17,607
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 454
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21 Sep 2026
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"Hey, Dick," Tim says. He's in costume, and fiddling with his gloves, but he doesn't remove his mask: nervous, and trying to hide it. "You've had sex with aliens, right?"
"I'm not going to like where this is going, am I?" Dick says, resigned.
"How did you deal with the whole. Junk situation," Tim says, in his best professional Mission Report voice. Its success is kind of undermined with how red his face is below the domino.
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Tim asks some questions. Bruce and Clark come to some realizations.- Language:
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17 Sep 2026
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--set in the early episodes of young justice: artemis, dick, & wally go snooping after batman's alter ego's flame - clark kent, a reporter - and get much more than they bargained for--
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16 Sep 2026
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perfect strangers by susiecarter for linndechir
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Justice League (2017)
26 Jul 2019
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Batman and Superman are fucking. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are a great cover for fighting crime, and also might be dating. Bruce and Clark have no idea what they're doing; but they definitely aren't going to be able to talk themselves into stopping.
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- English
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- 15,696
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- 1/1
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16 Sep 2026
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Bruce Wayne is "kidnapped" for "alien experimentation."
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- English
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- 2/2
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15 Sep 2026
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“—I’ll see you kneel again,” Luthor is hissing, eyes hungry, and Clark is swaying back in discomfort—and as Lois checks their surroundings again, she notices that Wayne is still standing across the room, staring uselessly, as though he believes the sheer force of his murderous gaze would be enough to laser-blast Luthor into oblivion.
Jesus Christ, Lois thinks. I have to do everything around here.
5 times a Daily Planet employee protects Clark Kent, and 1 time Clark Kent protects the Daily Planet.
Or: Clark's coworkers watch as he fake-dates his crush with limited success.
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- English
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- 13,367
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- 25,215
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14 Sep 2026
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An Honest Conversation by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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“So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.
It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”
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Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.
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- English
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- 60,089
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1,111
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- 6,402
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07 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where Bruce fucks it up by being TOO paranoid and pessimistic <3
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bricklaying by evocates
Fandoms: DCU, DC Cinematic Universe, Justice League (2017), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013)
17 May 2018
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“What are your superpowers again?”
“I’m rich.”
Clark knows that he should be grateful to Bruce for helping Mom get the farm back, for making it possible for Clark Kent, Daily Planet reporter, to exist again. And he is, he really is. In more ways than he can describe.
But something grates. A bitter, choking taste.
Thing is, he knows that Bruce wants him. Likes him, even. But Clark doesn’t allow himself to acknowledge it. He refuses to even think about it. Refuses to become Bruce’s kept man, Bruce’s whore.
Too bad that there’s a rising organised crime syndicate in Metropolis that makes avoidance impossible. Not to mention his usual job as Superman.
(An exploration on the very different forms of power that Bruce and Clark hold, and the implications of that on their relationship, with special emphasis on class issues. Or, the aftermath of Steppenwolf: in which the world still needs to be saved, but there is no longer a convenient villain left to punch.
Subtitled: “How to (and Why) Save a Life.” Please note the tags and the warnings inside.)
Complete.
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- 148,420
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 611
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06 Sep 2026
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It’s probably a good thing Clark’s in private, because when he does check his notifications he almost cracks his phone in half. Bruce has sent him a picture. He’s in the suit, in the Batcave, and there’s probably other things happening in the picture, but Clark can’t really see any of those, because Bruce is– posing? Or maybe the camera just caught him like that; maybe he just happened to be catching his cape one-handed, setting off the sinuous curve of his bicep, the Bat logo straining across his chest.
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Bruce sends Clark a pic. Unfortunately, it goes out to some other people too.Bookmarked by squidbatts
01 Sep 2026
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“Master Bruce,” Alfred said, “there’s a matter I thought might be worthy of some attention in this morning’s paper.”
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Brucie Wayne vs the Eye of the Camera.Bookmarked by squidbatts
01 Sep 2026
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Here’s the thing. Clark does understand. Superman and Batman are fucking. Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are not. Clark can handle this. He keeps parts of his life separate all the time.
It’s possible, Clark thinks, as he glares at a lurid tabloid cover of Bruce’s latest scandalous yacht party in the grocery store checkout aisle, that he can’t handle this.
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At the Wayne Foundation's annual holiday party, things come to a head.- Language:
- English
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- 15,951
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 171
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01 Sep 2026
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Drug Test by JustGettingBy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Apr 2024
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Tim asks Kon to supervise a drug test.
Kon misunderstands.
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- Part 2 of Scientific Fields
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01 Sep 2026
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Life in Plastic (It's Fantastic) by Gement
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The LEGO Movie (2014)
24 Dec 2022
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Clark has a much smaller Batman on his hands. Literally. (Tiny plastic Bruce is having a great time, and is exactly as difficult to work with as the tall one.)
Bruce is in a simpler, brightly colored world where Dick and Alfred give him spontaneous hugs and Superman is practically a stranger. But hey, the Batcave has a lagoon now.
Bat-Mite has a 5D video camera and popcorn. Game on.
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- Part 12 of Superbat Saturdays
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,490
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
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- 537
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- 919
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- 231
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- 13,469
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27 Aug 2026