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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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Klavier knows that behind the doors of the restaurant, Daryan Crescend waits for him at a table reserved for two. It has been a decade since they've last seen each other, and as much as he wants to go home and seek safety in Apollo's arms on the sofa, he knows he has to see this through.
He has to have dinner with his ex-bandmate, ex-best friend, ex-... everything.
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24 Jan 2026
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A Million Tells by ItsyRoyal for baratron
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
24 Jul 2021
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Klavier expected sex with Apollo to be great. He did not expect that Apollo's uncanny perception would force him to confess his most shameful desires, or that Apollo would be able to give him everything he ever wanted.
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23 Jan 2026
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Klavier Gavin is the most famous rockstar in the world. Guilty Love is about to go platinum and the tour sold out fourteen stadiums. So there's really, really no reason why one anonymous music critic on Youtube who hates him should get under his skin. And yet somehow he'd do just about anything to convince MikekoMusic to like him.
Apollo has been doing Youtube as a fun side hustle while he tries to break into the talent management industry, and he's just landed an assistant gig working for Kristoph Gavin. Whose main client is his golden boy younger brother. Whose music Apollo has been anonymously trashing for years.
Yeah, this is all going to go fine.
(No lawyers, no murders, just shenanigans. And Clay Terran lives.)
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22 Jan 2026
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Apollo and the Artist (1975 - Oil paint, wax crayon, pencil, collage) by InfiniteCalm
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
18 Apr 2021
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How to get over yourself after eight years of drama, OR, looking at art in a fancy gallery, OR, Apollo is Apollo - nice to look at, and good to know.
Enjoy the party!
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22 Jan 2026
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Apollo just wanted to win some runner-up money. He didn't want to win the dang contest. And he sure as hell didn't want to become Klavier Gavin's mysterious disappearing muse.
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21 Jan 2026