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sweet like sugar on my tongue by squidbatts for wrathmatician
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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The copse appeared suddenly overnight: one evening there was a collection of standing stones dedicated to the Sugar Plum Fairy, then the sun rose and instead there were coumarin-sweet trees dripping with bright red flowers. As head of the Marauders and Saccharina's right-hand woman, Gooey planned to check it out. As Lord Commander and leader of Candia’s general military populace, Theobald thought it would be a good idea for him to accompany her.
Or: a standard trip becomes considerably less so
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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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package undeliverable, return to sender by demistories
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
20 Jun 2026
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Simon looks from the body on the floor to Prosecutor Winner’s pale face, the stapler gripped in his hand. Simon glances back down at the dead man. Brown uniform, phone on the floor by a limp hand.
Simon sighs and stuffs a box of paperclips into his pocket. He steps into the storage closet and shuts the door. “Talk.”
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02 Aug 2026
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02 Aug 2026
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A Week in the Prosecutor's Office by InvaderHam
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
15 Oct 2019
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While their boss is off for his vacation in Khura'in, Apollo and Athena take a week to work under Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth - and learn a little more about the law, and a lot more about Mr. Wright's boyfriend.
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24 Jul 2026
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Set directly after Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, ignores later canon. Apollo is roped into defending Kristoph Gavin on a charge of murdering his cellmate... Diego Armando. Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.
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23 Jul 2026
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“Oh,” Klavier said. He looked taken aback. “I didn’t know you had another job,” he said.
“Yeah, well you had two jobs first,” he said, too loudly. He had an even harder time controlling his volume when Klavier was involved. “Money’s tight at Mr. Wright’s place. I’m sure you’ve heard the gossip.”
“I don’t listen to gossip, generally,” Klavier said. “Not from sources with ill intentions toward people I care about.”
The words held more weight under the circumstances. Apollo could see it in Klavier’s eyes, the heaviness, the burden of carrying the past around, of having it chained to his throat, tight enough to strangle.
Apollo didn’t know what to say, but words came out of his mouth anyway.
“You should get some sleep, Prosecutor Gavin.”
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
22 Jul 2026