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    In which Techno ends up in the Attack on Titan universe, confuses a lot a people, kills a lot of titans, does a bunch of dumb shit, and would really just like a bowl of soup please.

    Levi is along for the ride.

    (I’m writing this on a very shitty impulse)

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Zanka's first solo mission after hours goes well, until it doesn't.

    Luckily, a kind woman takes him in. She just happens to be Jabber Wonger's mom.

    (or - Zanka and Jabber run into each other outside of work and immediately fall in love.)

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    04 Mar 2026

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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

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    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Zoro snorts. “So you want safe passage through our land, and in exchange you’ll move through peacefully, is that it?”

    “Yes,” Reiju confirms. “And in order to cement the deal, my father is prepared to offer you several enticements as well.”

    “Such as?”

    She pauses, and for the first time in the entire conversation, Zoro thinks he sees a flicker of displeasure in her eyes. It vanishes before he can convince himself whether or not it’s real, though, after which her expression smoothes out into a mask of cool indifference.

    “Well, for starters - my younger brother.”

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    25 Feb 2026