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    Arthur Pike gets diagnosed with autism and it makes Hayden think about his best friend who one time verbally shut down at practice after they ran out of red gatorade. And of course Hayden couldn’t keep this thought to himself, so now Shane has to think about all the times in his life he felt like everyone got a rule book and he didn’t. This makes him feel like maybe everything isn’t alright.

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    25 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Instead of Shane’s mouth on his skin again, Ilya feels fingers probing at the muscles of his shoulder, and Shane says, “Hold still, I’m looking at something.”

    “Is that something how good my ass looks lately?” Ilya asks hopefully.

    “Your ass always looks good,” Shane says absentmindedly. “This mole is new.”

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    Or: Shane is overdue for a panic about Ilya's health.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Hollander gestures to where they’re sitting and asks, “This okay?”
    Rozanov yells, once more, “Puppies!”

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    OR: The Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Centaurs Do Buzzfeed's Puppy Interview

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue.
    Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce.

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    Ilya Rozanov refuses to get media trained and Shane gets multiple heart attacks.

    Chapter 1: The interview
    Chapter 2: Twitter reactions

    note: this fic is a what-if. Ilya Rozanov would probably never act so unhinged/ embarrass Shane this much. Read this if you want to giggle and have a good laugh, not if you want something highly realistic.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    23 Apr 2026