whacky_aphrodite
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- LOONA (Korea Band) (7)
- TWICE (Band) (4)
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Welded to the wall. Chained in the basement. When people say they have a dark past, what they mean, nine times out of ten, is that they trapped a bug inside a jar and forgot to poke holes in the lid. If Jihyo were to ever say that she has a dark past, Sana would know she means that she was the bug.
Of course, Jihyo would never say that. Dangerous people don’t go around telling people they’re dangerous, she says, dryly, once, as they’re watching some show with an utterly unbearable male lead.
Or: Snapshots from a perfectly normal marriage, involving two perfectly normal people.
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“Tzuyu-yah,” Chaeyoung says later, coaxing a spoonful of fried rice into her mouth. A piece of chicken falls from it; Kaya is on it before it can be saved. “It’s okay. Dahyun unnie was nice about it, wasn’t she?”
Tzuyu miserably thinks back to the morning. Dahyun’s face had gone through several stages of mild bafflement before finally settling on an expression that best displayed the unique mixture of consternation and pity that could only come from having to reject someone without making them feel worse about it than they absolutely had to.
“Tzuyu,” she’d said, right after Tzuyu had held out a massive bar of chocolate in her direction (took all of three weeks’ savings) in her direction and stammered out a SunbaeIlikeyouwillyougoonadatewithme with her head firmly bowed. “I — I appreciate it, but, I’m sorry, I. I can’t, um—”
Or: Tzuyu likes Dahyun, Dahyun likes Sana, Sana likes Jihyo and really, Tzuyu had always thought geometry was a little bitch -
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“I don’t know, I’m worrying about what I’m going to watch tomorrow while I’m eating breakfast.” It comes tumbling out of her mouth. In her peripheral vision, a hand enters holding the bill; Sana smoothly hands over a card in return. “And this stupid watch has been telling me to move around every two hours and I’m still like a thousand steps away from completing my goals for the day. Also, I can’t stop thinking about an hour ago when I pointed out how late you were, down to the second, like some sort of idiot, and obviously it doesn’t matter because there probably won’t be a second date anyway because I’m not meant for dating and you’re too arrogant, although I kinda get that because if I looked like you did, hoo boy…..”
Sana’s mouth falls open.
“I’ve said too much, haven’t I?”Or:
Everyone's convinced that Sana and Jihyo would be perfect for each other. Everyone except Jihyo. -
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One minute, she was settling down, a glass of sake in hand and a pen in the other because there were stars glinting over the night sky and it made her itch to talk to Jihyo, the next the words Some days I miss you so much I imagine you’re just out on a walk at the beach and all I have to do is wait for you to come back to me were staring up at her. Then she read over the whole thing again — discovered the most ardent of sentences, placed one after another on the page, wrapped up in all of the longing she contained within herself — and buried her head in her hands for almost fifteen minutes because she was mortified.
(Not because the words existed, but because they managed to make their way out. She’s known they’ve been building up inside her from the minute she started revolving around Jihyo like a distant planet quietly enamored with a blazing star)
Or: Sana moves away, finds a cottage and copes with life by writing letters to Jihyo -
Two headlights shine through the sleepless night by whacky_aphrodite
Fandoms: LOONA (Korea Band)
04 Aug 2022
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“The decor leaves something to be desired, I haven’t tried the food yet, but surely it isn’t life changing enough for people to risk their lives making their way through the crowd of protestors to come eat it here. You hear that uncharacteristic quiet outside? That’s because I had my men to take care of it. Temporarily. Let’s face it. You’re losing this place unless we help you out.”
“Listen.” When Jiwoo pauses, one finger in the air, the woman murmurs Sooyoung. Jiwoo finds her annoying, right from the fancy buttons on her leather jacket right down to her high heeled sneakers. “Sooyoung ssi. I don’t know what kind of life you’ve lived so far that has you walking into places and bossing people around, but I feel like you need a little reality check from people who aren’t your minions—”
Here are all the things stopping Jiwoo from having a peaceful life - two political rivals who occasionally make out in the back of her café, one bad girl determined to get on her nerves, her best friend hiding things, and her staff handling their complicated love lives, very, very badly. Or, politics, romance and kitchen disasters dance circles around each other in a queer café in Hongdae.
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A love letter to romantic comedies and the art of falling in love with your supposed ‘enemy’.
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28 May 2026
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“I was foolish.”
“Foolish?” Trinity spins on her heel to face Victoria once more. “You were more than foolish, you were reckless. I should know, I’m something of an expert in the field.”
Victoria knows that she’s right. Trinity has always had more to lose should they have ever been caught. Victoria forced her hand in terms of risk without affording her any protections. The reality of the situation, the gravity of the situation, hits her with cold and bracing clarity, like a bucket of ice water. “I’m sorry. It was wrong. I know it was wrong. Can I make it up to you?”
“How good of you to offer.” Victoria has no idea what she could possibly be prepared to offer, but as it turns out she need not worry about it. There is something knowing and all too mischievous sparkling in Trinity’s eyes. “You can, and I know exactly how.”
or, the crashtos princess x knight au
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02 Apr 2026
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Jackie likes to remind her that she's not gay. Always right before they do something that Shauna considers to be kinda gay.
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What if these two hook up when they drink and then don't talk about it after?
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- Part 1 of behind closed doors lay open arms
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04 Mar 2026
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there's something in the static (i think i've been having revelations) by explosivesky
Fandoms: The Wilds (TV 2020)
12 Aug 2024
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Kissing Fatin is like a sedative; not in the way where someone’s forcibly injecting some cocktail directly into her bloodstream, but like something that sinks into her gums, makes all the edges and corners of the world look like around, not through; around, not over. Kissing Fatin is the opposite of smoke and mirrors, the opposite of gunpoint, the opposite of pressing her thumb against the sharp side of a knife just to see if it’ll cut.
Kissing Fatin makes every moment after something to look forward to. It’s so simple, so miniscule, so inconsequential: Life can be good again, if she lets it.
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06 Jan 2026
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AU. It's Campo Primavera, Texas in the late 1800s. Olivia Spencer and the Lewis Brothers have small oil operation. Alan Spaulding has a town. Everyone has secrets. And Natalia Rivera has a match.
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05 Dec 2024