The Thirst Trials
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Loki Laufeyson, your close friend, is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend, and it's your job to help him heal. However, the healing process seems to have some twists and turns in store for your relationship.
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- Part 21 of The Thirst Trials
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You're having the mother of all bad mornings, but you just so happen to bump into the sweetest coworker you've ever met at your office: Thor Odinson, whose jacket he lends you is just as warm as his eyes. Accidental chemistry is a go.
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- Part 22 of The Thirst Trials
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Small Mercies by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Feb 2020
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When Loki is brought on board the helicarrier after his capture, you're tasked with completing his physical. It's easier said than done.
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- Part 23 of The Thirst Trials
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After an awful breakup with your boyfriend, your best friend invites you to a bachelorette party at a strip club. And your life changes forever when you meet their headliner male stripper, the gorgeous Thor Odinson.
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- Part 24 of The Thirst Trials
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Bound by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Feb 2020
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When Loki teleported out of Stark Tower with the Tesseract, he kind of screwed up a little and ends up in your bedroom. Bound and gagged with no one else to get him out of it, he decides it's your job to unbind him and send him on his merry way. It's a helluva day to be stuck with a cranky, mute god in your living room.
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- Part 25 of The Thirst Trials
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Quarantined by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Mar 2020
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After returning from a mission, you and Loki are unfortunately quarantined together for 48 hours to make sure you're not both carriers for a deadly alien virus. You can survive that long trapped alone with an irate God of Mischief, right?
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- Part 26 of The Thirst Trials
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Tape Song by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
29 Feb 2024
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After escaping with the Tesseract, Loki commits a few crimes and lands himself in jail, arrested by the Time Variance Authority. He is sentenced to 500 years imprisonment, but rather than serving time in the Kiln, he is instead instructed that he can reduce years off his sentence by completing assignments for the TVA. Loki and his partner and parole officer, Sophia, don't exactly see eye to eye, but perhaps they will...in time.
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- Part 27 of The Thirst Trials
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After yet another night where you stumble over drunk to spend the night at your best friend Thor's place, you realize it's time to face the truth: that you two are playing house together. But is it a good thing or a bad thing?
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- Part 28 of The Thirst Trials
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Dictate by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Jul 2020
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After SHIELD signs Loki on to work for them, you're assigned to help him dictate notes on his field reports after his missions. Everything's going just fine until one day the nosy Norse god finds out that you're a published author who writes erotica.
And you find out Loki puts the dick in dictate. Post Ragnarok one-shot, slight AU.
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- Part 29 of The Thirst Trials
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The Wild Side by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
12 Jul 2020
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While chatting with a fellow SHIELD agent, Thor accidentally overhears your theory about his favorite sex position in the breakroom. To your absolute shock, he's not offended. As a matter of fact, he's completely up for some fun work gossip about sex. Against all odds, you decide to take a walk on the wild side and indulge him.
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- Part 30 of The Thirst Trials
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Reader is trying on her bridesmaid dress to prepare for Thor and Brunhilde's wedding and finds herself having self-confidence issues with her body. Her best friend Loki Laufeyson steps in to give her some perspective and they both have a bit of an epiphany about each other.
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- Part 31 of The Thirst Trials
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Lost and Found by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Nov 2020
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In which the fucking God of Mischief returns your lost cat to you. Post Ragnarok, slight AU.
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- Part 32 of The Thirst Trials
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The Interview by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jan 2021
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You are a journalist who gets tapped for a terrifyingly intriguing interview request from the God of Mischief himself, Loki. And you learn a lot more about him than you thought you ever would. Post Ragnarok AU.
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- Part 33 of The Thirst Trials
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Gentleman of Quality by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Feb 2021
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You are a photographer for GQ who is given the task of doing a cover spread for Loki. The God of Mischief is anything but an easy subject to photograph, but maybe it's not the worst assignment you've ever had. Post Ragnarok AU.
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- Part 34 of The Thirst Trials
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King and Queen by BirdOfHermes for PopHoney
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Feb 2021
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You rescue your best friend, Thor Odinson, from the clutches of some shady girls at a bar, and afterward Thor lets a few things slip about your friendship--and relationship--that he never has before. It turns out the king isn't happy without his queen at his side. AU.
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- Part 35 of The Thirst Trials
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Loki, God of Love and Sex, has finally met a mortal that he cannot seem to get to either fall in love or have a physical relationship with any suitor he has sent her. So he decides to do it himself. Loki and Thor make a wager that if Loki can get her to show him an act of selfless love or affection, then he will be free from his duties for the next hundred years. If Thor does instead, then Thor's responsibilities as the God of Requited Love fall to Loki for the next hundred years. Only things don't exactly go as planned. Greek mythology AU.
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- Part 36 of The Thirst Trials
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The Photographer by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
21 Apr 2021
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Loki Laufeyson is the best photographer at your modeling agency. This is your third photo shoot with him, which wouldn't be a big deal except for the fact that you're crushing on him...and this is your first time modeling lingerie in front of him. Modeling AU two-shot.
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- Part 37 of The Thirst Trials
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Love Rain by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jun 2021
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Loki finds himself drawn to a dazzling jazz/R&B singer named Violet. After all is said and done, what is a god that has never fallen in love?
Inspired by a line from episode 3 of the Loki MCU mini-series, but no spoilers for the show itself.
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- Part 38 of The Thirst Trials
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Freed by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jul 2021
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Finally, after a year of quarantine, the pandemic is over. Your first order of business is finding the hottest guy you can at the club and getting a year's worth of pent up sexual frustration out of your system. You just so happen to meet the perfect guy at a Halloween party.
Or, rather, the perfect god.
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- Part 39 of The Thirst Trials
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Silvertongue by BirdOfHermes
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Aug 2021
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Your boyfriend breaks up with you over the phone in the middle of the night. Heartbroken and miserable, you end up stumbling across a commercial for Silvertongue, Inc--a phone sex hotline run by an incredibly dreamy, sensual man whose velvet voice is able to help you cope with the loss. The road to healing is a strange one with twists and turns and maybe you and this stranger with a stunning voice have more in common than you thought. Modern AU.
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- Part 40 of The Thirst Trials