16 Works in Autistic Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)

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    After a particularly hard day, Herman lets loose and finally decided to get truly wasted for once. That all back fires when his overthinking causes him to have a breakdown. But who’s sober enough to take him home?

    Turns out, Flambae is.

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    Chapter 1 can be read as a stand alone smut & only certain tags apply.

    But, if you want some angst and heartbreak, chapter 2 and onwards is all going to be storyline.

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    Title by Laufey

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    The Z-Team is being sent on a short-term work trip. The only problem is that the destination is hours away… and the way carpooling ended up having Flambae, Prism, and Waterboy crammed into Robert’s shitty little Honda Civic… and whatever weird combination of flirting, bonding, and bullying each other is going on in the passenger seats. Not to mention Waterboy’s surprising taste in music.

    This was going to be a long drive… especially when that work trip was to a conference being held by the Salt Lake City SDN— and considering how many PR nightmares they’d already caused? Things were only downhill from here.

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    Mal spoke first, previous tone all but dissolved from her tone, "You alright babes?" 

    Herman knew she called everyone that, it was her version of saying 'dude' or 'bro', but he still couldn't get the sound of the word moving over pretty lips out of his head, he knew he'd be replaying it in his head before he fell asleep tonight. He realized that the pause in conversation he caused was stretching from understandable to awkward rapidly. 

    "I'm.......f-fine."

    Victor snorted and then winced when Mal swatted him with the hand on Herman's hip. 

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    Waterboy didn’t expect to get this job. He just assumed he would fail and move on with his life, but to his surprise he got the job at the SDN, and he was fine with the janitor job; it was the perfect job for him! So again he thought he would just be the janitor and be fine with it, but once again just like how he thought he wouldn’t get this job he got promoted to being an actual super hero, helping people and saving life’s! Sure he wasn’t so popular with the team but that didn’t matter to him, at least not a lot. But his luck had other plans so again after defeating shroud, he was actually accepted into the team! He was finally friends with the Z team! Well apart from Flambae whom would be nice (to an extent) some days and other days he kept up with the insults and jokes but Waterboy didn’t mind. He already felt so complete, could things get any better??

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    Highschool AU: Highschool senior Robert Robertson is on the verge of becoming a highschool dropout following his father's death and his inheritance of the Mecha Man mantle. In order to graduate on time, Robert agrees to tutoring. His tutor? an outcasted sophomore with water powers. A friendship quickly develops, but can it withstand their secrets, developing feelings and the stress of impending adulthood?

    Updates (hopefully) frequently!
    Multichapter, eventual time skip to "cannon time"

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    The son of Mechaman and Blonde Blazer has been trying to juggle life and college, plus being an older brother his whole life. But Chase-Maxwell is content with the life he leads. He stays under the radar, trying to keep those he loves safe. But when Shroud kills the person closest to him, Chase has to be ready to step up not only his game, but into the heritage his family has set up for him.

    And he doesn't want it.

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    7/?
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    Already Alright but just the porn. I know what y'all are here for /affectionate

    Plus some bonus scenes that were too kinky to make the original cut!

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    1,480
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    After killing Shroud, Robert struggles to find purpose, to listen to his therapist, to quit drinking (again)--and to ignore his rapidly-growing attraction to a coworker.

    As it turns out, so does Waterboy.

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    Robert Robertson (Mecha Man) was recently turned into a vampire and is struggling to cope with the extreme and overwhelming effects of suddenly being cursed with vampirism.

    Herman (Waterboy) is an autistic individual who has a special interest in vampires and vampirism. He spends almost every waking moment of his life thinking or writing about them.

    Herman is willing to devote his life to Robert. He just doesn’t know he exists yet…

    (This idea was given to me by someone I know!)

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    1/?
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    "You always hit the same cafe every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It's kind of your routine, every week without fail."

    "So what? Can I not go to the same place more than once?" 

    "Not at all, just never pegged you as a regular, well, anywhere." Courtney snorted at the word pegged and Robert pinched his glabella. He opened their shared office door. "Say hi to Herman for me."
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    Courtney has a crush on the dorky redheaded barista at a nearby coffee shop.

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    ‘I don’t recommend this to anyone, but I think you specifically should try getting high’ Robert had suggested.

    It seemed innocuous at the time, an offhanded comment after a report regarding some teens, but the suggestion lingered in his head night after night. Would it really help? Make him better to work with?

    “You really don’t wanna try living without…” the blonde man gestured at the puddle under Herman’s cup "This? Even for a bit?”

    Herman always had a... complicated relationship with his powers, far more than the average super. So when he was offered a special drug by one of Sonar's old buddies, something that could help him control his powers? Why would he pass up the chance for something he'd dreamed of for years?

    (This fic is waterboy-centered and revolves around themes of addiction and mental illness, i am aiming for a happy ending but will i get there? only time will tell XD)

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    In the midst of a less-than-stellar day, Waterboy and Phenomaman find that they have more in common than they thought.

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    "Hap-p-p-py Ann-anniversary " He stuttered out, Alice had been working on his stutter with him for a length of their relationship and he'd been markedly improving, but in moments of high stress and anxiety, like right now, it'd turn it's ugly head.

    "Wet wipe boy?" a voice that was clearly not Alice's spoke, actually, he knew that voice quite well, he raised his eyeline up toward the door, and his cheeks flushed. Chad, in full rave getup, A mesh top and orange cheek glitter, was standing in the doorway. The pyromaniac's face split into a sly grin. "Ohhhhh, Is someone getting an anniversary gift?" His eyebrows wiggled.
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    Herman is nervous about his anniversary.

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    Robert wants to invite Herman over to chill out and smoke weed
    Inspired by the “you specifically need to get high.”
    Also, my addiction

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    It's been 8 months since Robert and Herman bit the bullet and admitted their feelings for each other. Now they have to deal with the consequences and pick up the pieces. Of course, this comes at the worst time when the both of them are watching their lives fall apart around them.

    Alternatively described as "I watched too much of the Pitt on illegal websites and this came out of me."

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    1/?
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    4
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    Robert helping Waterboy out when the world becomes too much (They’re already dating). Plus moments where z team also helps Waterboy.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    254
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    22
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    3,248

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