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"Strategic Realignment" (And Other Corporate Tragedies) by ARAFEL_0194, dramatic_chipmunk
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 May 2026
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In the cutthroat world of finance, Astarion Ancunín (VP, Thought Leader, Client Champion) knows three things: always skip the flavoured protein shakes, never trust a Patagonia vest with too many pockets, and his boss Cazador will always find new ways to make his life insufferable—including mandatory charity marathons and always choosing the cheapest corporate solution. When that option is to replace 7,000 employees with a software called Rhapsody, he finds himself on the wrong side of "strategic realignment."
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an anthology of the magical world of finance bros in the throes of doughs
stacks of Patagonia vests in high rise windows like frescoes,
laquered shoes on top of standing desks repose
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Astarion’s voice was low and enticing, his scarlet eyes fixed on her with intense fervor, flickering with the fanatical flames of a man who was determined to retaliate against a world that had condemned and abandoned him to centuries of suffering.
“What do you say? Would you be my vengeful little assassin?”
When one comes crawling back to the doorstep of a slightly manipulative, somewhat self-serving, and definitely blood-thirsty ex-lover, they better have a damn good reason. Living as an involuntary murderous psychopath on self-exile, all while being hunted by want-to-be-killers, is just that.
A post-canon story of political intrigue, vengeance, and redemption, where Ascended Astarion and a morally complex Dark Urge seek power in Baldur’s Gate while grappling with the ghosts of their pasts. Set in a city where the Vampire Ascendant is far from the worst thing stalking the shadows, their journey blurs the line between justice and monstrosity.
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- Part 1 of Anti-heroes of Baldur's Gate
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When you realised the Goddess of Luck was pissed at you today, you should have taken things slow and easy.
But you didn’t.
Now here you are, trapped in a cage, the air thick with sex pollens, while your three companions watch from the other side of the bars.
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A sex-pollen crackfic by a very chaotic writer. POV second person for maximum chaos.
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5 years ago, at a Liar’s Night costume party, Astarion was out hunting—he didn’t expect his prey to be a certain Bhaalspawn on her own hunting trip.
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- Part 2 of Anti-heroes of Baldur's Gate
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Say My Name, Darling by AlwaysMauria, ARAFEL_0194, dramatic_chipmunk, Lindcuriosa, Schuldigkun, StrixAmans, This_One_Bites, VakarianSyndrome
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
15 Oct 2025
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After redecorating the Crimson Palace and most traces of Cazador from the manor, Vampire Lord Astarion makes sure to christen the place. How? By plucking his name from his beloved’s tongue however he chooses. ‘Enjoy yourself, darling.’ He demands it.
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What happens when a director decides to make the ultimate meta-film - himself as the subject, object, and lens all at once?
The result is either artistic brilliance or the most elaborate monument to self-regard ever captured on camera.Astarion - pale as moonlight, with an ego that could eclipse the sun - assembles a crew for his most ambitious project yet.
Those who've lost the ability to be shocked attempt to capture layer upon layer of cinematic reality.This is the story of a production where the boundary between genius and absurdity blurs - until even the crew can't tell the difference.
As meta-narratives spiral into infinity and reality fractures into prismatic shards, you'll witness the transformation of narcissism into something that transcends conventional categories.
Is it art? Is it madness? Is it both?- Language:
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02 May 2025
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It all starts with a bald fan sketch. Then a law. Then a dick pic. Then a scandal that spirals so hard it enters orbit. With the internet against him, his PR agent on the verge of quitting, and his not-quite-lover Tav watching the chaos unfold, Astarion must face the ultimate enemy: consequences.
Or: "A vampire’s guide to ruining your legacy in ten posts or less"
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Bookmarked by ARAFEL_0194
22 Apr 2025
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Much to his chagrin, Astarion's life isn’t so very different from most people’s. He lives in a shitty apartment complex. He rides the bus to a low-paying job that he hates. The material realities of his existence keep him from following his dreams.
To be fair, Astarion does happen to be better-looking than most of us. And he’s a vampire, too.
But even though neither of those things seem to make our jaded vampire barista’s closing shift any less tedious, the arrival of his gorgeous new coworker, Adelaide, just might. And the excitement doesn’t end there; because Adelaide might also have a stalker, whose behavior grows bolder and more threatening with every passing day…
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- Part 11 of Astarion & Adelaide 🩸♥️ BloodySilver
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16 Apr 2025
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You up? by dramatic_chipmunk for FartasticDurge, StrixAmans, ARAFEL_0194
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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Octavia has a problem. Astarion has a lap rocket. What follows is a love story told entirely through the medium of wing dang doodles, beef curtains, high fructose porn syrup, and one steamin' semen truck that did not come with a safety manual.
Featuring: an emotionally distant genital masseuse, an emoji war that escalates to a war crime, a genital sneeze of biblical proportions, and a falafel run that somehow hits harder than all of it.
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- Part 3 of WildBlood Adventures: Astarion & Octavia
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Bookmarked by ARAFEL_0194
20 Feb 2025
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In the moment of quiet that follows, I see that his gaze has become rather fond. Then, he speaks again: “Look at you, telling exotic stories with your wine, and your fruit, and your bare feet on the grass. You’re a real hedonist, aren’t you?”
“What do you mean?”
“Exactly that. You’re a pleasure seeker.”
I take my last bite of apple and chew it slowly, setting the core beside me and raising my hand to my mouth to swallow before I reply, meeting his eyes; “Perhaps I am. And why not? Pleasure’s an honest thing, isn’t it? Aren’t you a hedonist?”
He laughs, though I catch something almost wistful in his expression, just for a second.
“Is that not obvious?”
Is it? I look at him. And I feel my mouth becoming sultry, my heart growing bolder, the longer that I do.
“To pleasure, then,” I say, raising my cup to my lips, and my wrist to Astarion. It's a toast, and a dare, and a question I must know the answer to.
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The intimate love story of Strix, a half wood elf ranger/assassin, and Astarion, from her perspective. Erotic acts, acts of violence, acts of care, and their intersections. Birds, and bloody fucking kisses.Nature is healing.
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Bookmarked by ARAFEL_0194
20 Jan 2025