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  1. Rec *

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    “It won’t stop,” Shane said to the floor. His hands slid down and grabbed at his crotch, rubbing frantically over his boxers. “I can’t make it stop.”

    They were still in the fucking hallway, and yes, it was six in the morning, but it was not private. Anyone could walk in, from their own apartments or the elevator. And Shane wasn’t exactly being quiet, gasping and groaning as he massaged himself. Viagra didn’t do this. It didn’t make you lose all sense of space, of boundaries, of… yourself.

    This wasn’t normal. This wasn’t natural.

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    The morning after Ilya watches Shane and Rose together at the club, he gets a call from Shane. Something is wrong, and Shane says Ilya is the only one who can fix it. Ilya knows it's a bad idea, but that's never stopped him before.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    One of the absolute best sex-pollen fics I have ever encountered. Possibly the only fic I have ever read where I was not upset by the lack of clean sheets. It's that good. Amazing smut with tender, beautiful emotions. Brilliant, brilliant writing. Should be required reading.

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    Marcus is twenty-three and half-concussed when it finally occurs to him that he might actually kind of sort of be really into dudes.

     

    [ ALTERNATIVELY - Marcus and Oliver are aggressively oblivious professional hockey players.]

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Hockey AU, some of the best writing I've read. Fantastic characterizations and such a great story!

  3. Rec 11

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    ⚡️ BREAKING NEWS from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement!

    Just when we thought Valentine’s Day couldn’t get any more magical, 11 brave Aurors and one Baddie dropped the ultimate surprise. They’ve teamed up for an exclusive charity calendar, and honestly? St. Mungo’s isn't ready for the amount of fainting this is going to cause.

    Please welcome:
    12 Hot guys
    12 months
    No Robes.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Stunning art

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Peter is a genius. He bought a fuck-machine and curated a new web formula to produce webs that even he can't break. By combining both, he can mimic the feeling of getting pinned down and fucked hard over the counter. It definitely seems like a good idea — at least until he realizes that the webs aren't dissolving.

    Peter is an idiot.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Hot and cute! Writing is REALLY good too.

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    “Do you want to know how it feels?”

    Shane let his hand fall back to the couch. He pushed himself up onto his elbows and lifted a brow at Rozanov. “What – holding the Cup? You’ve already made that joke once.”

    “No.” Rozanov’s fingers encircled Shane’s wrist and then he was pulling Shane’s hand between his legs.

     

    Or: Shane tops.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Fucking fantastic, well-written, hot and romantic at the same time. Worth a reread anytime (and hundreds of times)