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Assume the Position by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment) for Bobsled_Hostage
Fandoms: Pronoun Palace (Video Game)
01 Sep 2026
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Nobody has a deal for Leslie Stone, to their potential mutual benefit. They've got a position for her at the Bureau of Love, to be assumed at the Pronoun Palace. They'll be coworkers. Leslie agrees before she reads any further.
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Record of an extended conversation between 2 people, with like half an expertise in compsci between them, detailing a cyberpunk AU of Girl Genius in which several key characters are AIs.
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- Part 4 of Back-Alley Headcanon Deals
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The wasp bears a terrifying resemblance to the Order’s spark wasp, only sleeker, more refined.
Tarvek looks up at Gil, who is not looking at him, and his blood runs cold.
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- Part 3 of Narrative Terms
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the sky at dawn it seems by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment), ConstanceComment
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks III (2022)
22 Sep 2022
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Randal Graves versus the third act twist.
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Worst In Show by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment)
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game), Blaseball - Narrative League (Video Game)
04 Sep 2022
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In the long winter between seasons three and four, Tucker Spliff thinks about names.
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- 1/1
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It's like being a lodestone, feeling faintly pulled. It's like a song played in another room, the vibrations just felt through the walls. It's an echo of two heartbeats; warmth, sound, presence. Home.
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Back-Alley Headcanon Deals by ConstanceComment, NevillesGran
Fandom Girl Genius (Webcomic)
25 Feb 2024
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Archive of disjointed fic-shaped Girl Genius fanworks from Tanoraqui on Tumblr.
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- 33,430
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- 4
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Valvert Gift Exchange by ConstanceComment
Fandom Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
06 Feb 2014
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Unconnected stories that I wrote for the Valvert Gift Exchange
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I Thought the Brave World Would Be Newer by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment), ConstanceComment
Fandom Blaseball (Video Game)
03 Aug 2021
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Blaseball fics about the New York Millennials, set in a common timeline, using shared details from my own headcanons.
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After college, supposedly Real Life happens. Gil chose to go to graduate school, instead.
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Recent bookmarks
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Do You Know What it is to be Loved by the Universe? by VenetaPsi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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‘There appears to be a real risk,’ said Psychologist Prime, tapping a stylus against their tablet in an idle way that frayed at the edge of Adrian’s sore nerves, ‘That should Alien Human-from-Earth-of-Sol Asylum-seeker Savior-of-Erid Grace perish, then your mate Savior Rocky may experience a radical and potentially fatal decline in physiological and psychological health.’
‘...I see,’ said Adrian. With exceptional calmness.
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Let it not be said that Adrian was not devoted as well. They had stood firm, a loyal widower longer than others could fathom. Once you encountered a love like Rocky’s, there could be no replacement. Nothing could even compare.
‘Do you understand that?’ Adrian wanted to ask. So desperately, they wanted the alien’s reply. ‘Are you the only other creature in the universe who understands what it is like to be loved by someone so completely?’
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Adrian meets Grace several times, before Grace is healthy enough to meet them in return. Despite light-years of distance between their species, Adrian might have finally met the first other being who appreciates Rocky like they do; or so they hope.
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Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
30 Aug 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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- Part 1 of The Astrobiology Immersion Program
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- English
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- 48,280
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Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
26 Aug 2026
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“Mom, you’d tell us if you weren’t okay, right?”
She went stiff.
“Psh! Of course I’m okay! Why wouldn’t I be okay?”
"You're gripping my sweatshirt super hard."OR
Della and Louie have sleepovers, Scrooge is a patient uncle, and PTSD is a bitch.
This is my Della-needs-a-weighted-blanket manifesto.
Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
13 Aug 2026
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Journey Into Fear by Mighty_Ant
Fandoms: DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Disney Duck Universe, PKNA - Paperinik New Adventures
05 Apr 2020
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It took Della a decade to make it to the gates of the mansion
It takes Donald two weeks.(But he doesn't stay).
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- English
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- 14,576
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Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
18 Mar 2026
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Patterns by The_Chronic_Cryptid for orange_panic_archive
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
31 Dec 2025
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“You’re the Earth King,” Azula said.
Kuei shook his head, though his eyes were kind and his smile almost rueful when he said, “Earth King Regent, I’m afraid.”
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Several years post-canon, Azula has settled into routines that keep her busy and everyone else mostly out of her way. At least until the arrival Kuei disrupts those patterns.
Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
11 Mar 2026