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    “Who would have thought Hollander would be such a freak?” Wyatt asks, a big smile on his face.

    “Shut up, Hazy. Yes, my husband is a freak. And he’s mine. Don’t perceive him,” Ilya says smugly, looking at his teammates over Shane’s body, a big smirk on his face.

    “You’re too chronically online, Cap,” LaPointe laughs.

    “Yes, I know. I’m too hot. I play too much good hockey. My husband is too sexy. They will kill me,” Ilya says, smirking into his beer. The rookies all laugh, and Shane snorts into his neck, even though Ilya is pretty sure he has no idea what he just said.

    Or in which the Ottawa Centaurs go clubbing, Shane sits on Ilya's lap, and Ilya loses his mind.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Lily joins the WAG group chat and makes some new friends.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “He’s such a jock,” Cassie says with a chuckle. She puts her glass of dark liquor on the bar so she can fold her arms. When she sees Ilya looking at Bood, she laughs and shakes her head. “Oh no, I’m talking about your man. That guy is hockey if it was a person. And thank god for that, I’ve seen those Reebok ads.”

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    15 Jun 2026

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    When one of their campers gets bullied for letting his sisters paint his nails, Ilya decides to show him it’s perfectly normal for a boy to wear nail polish if he wants to. Some of the League decides this is a personal attack. They want an attack? Shane's more than happy to provide it.

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    Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    15 Jun 2026