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I might not be your cup of tea, but I'm your 10th shot of Firewhisky by phrynne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2020
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In which Harry is a bit of a playboy (or so Draco thinks);
Draco is head over heels in love with him (but Harry doesn’t know);
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30 Jul 2026
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‘Potter… It’s Malfoy. Do you still want this?’
It started like that. Malfoy’s breath on his ear, his voice low, hot against his skin. Harry shivered, though he could feel the heat from Malfoy’s body just behind him, too close, but not touching him. Even if he could. For the rest of the night, he could do whatever the hell he wanted with Harry.- Language:
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28 Jul 2026
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A Quest for Clarity by offthemap for sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2024
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Professor Draco Malfoy is home for the holiday break and missing Healer Hermione Granger, occasional guest lecturer at Hogwarts. She's been swamped at work and hasn't had time to visit the school (or a certain pining blond).
When Draco visits her at St Mungo’s, things get out of hand.
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23 Jul 2026
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“You can say no.”
“Well, obviously,” he responded, quickly.
She wasn’t very well holding him hostage here. Granger’s place was… warm. Very Granger-esque. He set the far too formal tea set down on her coffee table and leaned back against her couch. It was delightfully soft, clearly worn from years of overuse. She had very comfortable pillows and a throw tossed along the back of the couch that tickled his neck. She flicked on the flames to a fireplace which cast a soft-glow around the room, illuminating her hoards of books and papers in flashes of light. Somewhere distant, a cat purred.
For all intents and purposes, he should be quite cosy here.
But, of course, the witch had just asked him if she could eat his arsehole.
So he was really feeling like cosy wasn’t the best word.
Illustrated by Undertheglow
Or: A rare appearance during a night out with friends results in a tongue-in-cheek encounter between two former enemies. A story about pining, fantasizing and fingers in new places.- Language:
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22 Jul 2026
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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2016
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Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
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21 Jul 2026