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You could've been the greatest by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2024
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Her eyes scanned and scanned looking for the boy she’d helped to raise. Looking for the woman she had come to let herself love.
Minnie & Poppy angst.
If you think you've read this before, I originally posted this as a whumptober comp but literally only wrote this one chapter. Very sad.
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- Part 4 of Harry Potter Short Fics
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There is no such thing as a Black that runs.
Walburga Black knew that from the moment she found out she was betrothed to Orion. Sirius Black knew that from the moment he met Regulus. Regulus Black knew that from the moment he fell in love.
-Tentatively Updates on Tuesdays.-
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Smile For Me by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit, What_is_Gender (Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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“Y-you killed him Sirius, how is that a gift.”
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter Short Fics
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Always Means Forever by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit, What_is_Gender (Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2024
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“I want to marry you!” He shouted the words bleeding out of the tower as he said them. Tears fell freely down his face. “I want to marry you Regulus.”
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter Short Fics
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I Truly Am My Parents Child by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit, What_is_Gender (Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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Sirius Black knew three things.
1. He wouldn’t survive another summer in this house.
2. He wouldn’t survive a day without Regulus.
3. He refused to allow Regulus to become his mother's perfect pet.Series
- Part 1 of Harry Potter Short Fics
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Harry Potter Short Fics by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit, What_is_Gender (Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2024
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Any HP story i write that is just short.
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Crack-One-Shots by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Aug 2021
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Of Kings, of Pawns, and of Men by mads999
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
26 Apr 2026
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When Harry succumbs to dementors in Little Whinging, the last thing he expects is to wake up and find Tom Riddle’s face staring back at him in the mirror.
It only goes downhill from there.
(In which Harry learns: if Voldemort had been like an atom bomb, Tom Riddle is the biblical forbidden fruit, succulent and fragrant and filled with an insidious rot that just may kill him.)
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Bookmarked by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit
05 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
31 32 in authors note time travel little age gap tom/harry 9/5
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My Rival Called Me a Monster and I’m Hiding Our Secret Baby by orphan_account
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
04 Feb 2026
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The ground didn’t give a shit about secondary genders, and neither did Jabber. Who cared when survival meant breathing toxic air and swinging fists for scraps?
Then biology pulled its nastiest prank.
“Yer eyes… look like him,” Jabber slurred, staring at the tiny, wailing disaster in his arms.
His and Zanka’s baby.
Which, by the way, Mr. Bad Attitude had zero idea existed.Goddamn it. Both of them were alphas—big, cocksure types—so how in the hell did this happen?! To make things worse, it wasn’t even romantic; just a “we fight, we fuck, we forget” deal.
His toxins had failed, rewrote the damn rulebook, and now he was stuck feelin’… feelings.
Gross, inconvenient, mushy-ass feelings.
STATUS: ONGOING—updates every Wednesday.
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Zanka, badly injured and on the verge of death, is rescued by an unlikely savior, though it remains to be seen if it will end up being a blessing or a curse for him.
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Bookmarked by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit
23 Apr 2026
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r/dating_advice how do i get my bfs family to like me by lucidreverence
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
27 Dec 2025
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They've been dating for six years and counting.
Really, more like six years, seven months, and twenty-three days, but realistically, who's interested in all those nitty-gritty details?
Not Jabber, that’s for sure.
The important thing is, despite being twenty-three and having been lovey-dovey for all six years, never once has Jabber ever interacted with Zanka's family.
Actually, that's a lie.
He's met his family a grand total of maybe thirteen times, albeit each time ended up with them breaking down into a bloody brawl- not the type of interaction Jabber would exactly consider “getting to know your beloved’s family”, but hey- everybody starts somewhere, right?
Actually, the more he thinks about it, the more he’s mildly miffed.
Six years, and no proper introduction?
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jabber wants to marry zanka and his journey to get the semi-approval of zanka's family (team akuta/the cleaners)- Language:
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Bookmarked by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit
23 Apr 2026
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After leaving the only man he’d ever loved behind, James Potter desperately tries to move on with his life. Five years later, not much has changed, he drinks too much, smokes like a chimney and can’t look into the night sky without feeling his heart fill with lead. What’s he supposed to do when the reason for the bullet hole in his chest and the void in his soul returns.
And he’s well put together, stable. A ex junky who made himself into something while James fell through the cracks.Or
Sirius introduces James to his estranged younger brother, who just so happens to be the only man James has ever loved. Toxic edition.
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- Part 2 of Young, Dumb and Full of Potential
Bookmarked by Frank_Writes_Stupid_Shit
08 Apr 2026