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    He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
    Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
    He could have lived without the ghost drama, though.

    ...

    Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH

    10/10 if anyone is looking through my bookmarks I definitely recommend this fic

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    A Star fell to him, all those years ago. A child sent to the realm of dreams, sharing a similar fate to Venti’s own.

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    Where Venti and Aether meet long before the Traveler's adventures begin

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Childe was chill with this lifelong friends business.

    Zhongli would like to know why his husband is calling them 'totally great buddies'.

    or: How one man accidentally got married to a god.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    To Kaveh, Alhaitham is just a brutally honest loner of a genius. To Alhaitham, Kaveh is a bumbling, frivolous, art-obsessed idiot. But, when their worlds collide in an unforgettable way, their lives become intertwined so deeply to the point where becoming untangled is out of the question. Or possibly… outside the realm of their desires.

    –or–

    Kaveh and Alhaitham gradually realize that their presences in each other’s lives aren’t as painful as either of them initially imagined. Within a college setting, of course.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    “I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”

    “No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”

    In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.

    It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Kaveh moves out.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “What do you do with the flowers?”

    Al-Haitham paused. “What do you mean?”

    “Like, what do you do with the flowers you cough up? Do you keep them or…?”

    He furrowed his eyebrows. “What—why would I keep them? I obviously throw them away. Why are you asking?”

    “I was just wondering—I mean if you’re not using them—like, if I could possibly…have them?”

    Al-Haitham stared at him incredulously. “You want my unrequited love flowers?”

    “Yes?” Kaveh flushed red. “Since…since you’re not using them.”

    Since you’re not using them—

    “What the hell would I be using them for? What the hell are you using them for?”

    Al-Haitham has Hanahaki disease and coughs up mourning flowers. Kaveh asks if he can use them for his ascension materials.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    AKSJDISJHFISJDIDHKAKAAKJSJDJSJAKA

    RE-READ RE-READ RE-READ

    THIS FIC IS THE ONLY FIC TO EVER EXIST PLEASE READ THIS!!!!

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    “Oh, that’s right I remember, six years ago, I got you to admit that you liked somebody. Do you… like someone now?” Kaveh asked cautiously.

    “Yeah,” Alhaitham answered nonchalantly.

    “Who?”

    “The same one as last time.”

    “You still like them? After six years?” Kaveh’s eyes widened in shock.

    “I’ve only ever loved one person, and I’ve only ever wanted to be with one person,” Alhaitham shrugged, beginning to walk away but Kaveh grabbed his wrist, holding him in place.

    “But, six years? For that long, do they not know you exist or something?”

    “They know.”

    “Have you tried courting them at all?”

    “Sorta. It didn’t work out.”

    “Then…do they just not like you back?” Kaveh asked.

    “I’ve only ever wanted them. If they don’t want me then, I’ll accept it but I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving them.”

    “That’s… the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life,” Kaveh confessed.

    In which Alhaitham meets Kaveh and spends the next 6 years pining for him.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    The truth of the matter is, Kaveh has no idea how to read Alhaitham. He prides himself on being an expert at understanding people, his empathetic heart lending him the capacity to relate deeply with those around him (oftentimes to his detriment). But with Alhaitham, there is nothing for him to read; no clues from his cool expression for him to grasp. The man appears stoic all the time even during their petty bickering.

    Honestly, when was the last time Kaveh has seen the man do anything except smirk or frown? Does Alhaitham feel happiness? Has he ever seen the man laugh?

    Kaveh's mind is drawing a blank on the latter and it...bothers him deeply.

    --
    Kaveh devises a plan to get Alhaitham to smile by being aggressively nice to the man (and also maybe if he makes Alhaitham happy, he can score a discount on his rent or something). Alhaitham thinks Kaveh ate some mind-altering mushrooms and is, understandably, confused and mildly afraid.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Kaveh scoffs. “Oh, please! Us as best friends? Nobody would believe it. You might as well have us pretend to be lovers!”

    He waits for Tighnari and Cyno to roll their eyes or shake their heads or say, Haha, good one, Kaveh, we should get you a stand-up comedy show in addition to all your amazing gigs. He doesn’t expect them to exchange a serious look.

    To convince the public that they don’t hate each other, famous actors Kaveh and Alhaitham pretend to be in a relationship. Too bad they actually hate each other.

    At least, Kaveh thinks they do.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    COMFORT FIC UNLOCKED

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    It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.

    (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Kaveh angrily shoves the last of his bagel down his throat, then cracks his knuckles and positions his keyboard out in front of him.

    you, he types furiously into the small comment box, are exactly the reason why so many fanfic authors quit writing. lucky for you i don’t give a SHIT about your blockheaded, extremely unqualified opinion. thanks for adding to my already massive view count!!! be sure to subscribe to get notified when i post another work!

    Then he presses post and slams his laptop closed.

    Kaveh deals with his #1 internet hater, FlyingVulture: some rando who reads his Deshret x Nabu fanfiction and leaves comments about how bad his characterization is.

    Meanwhile, he also deals with his #1 real life hater, Al-Haitham: his roommate.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    I love you, Kaveh thought, and vaguely noticed a shooting star in the sky.
    I wish that I could forget you.

    Kaveh wants the pain from his (apparently) unrequited love for Alhaitham to go away. Accidentally, his wish comes true.

    “You would’ve never called me Acting Grand Sage and meant it. Perhaps sarcastically, or mockingly, but never… never what you’re doing now. Like that’s all you see me as.”

    Alhaitham mourns someone who is still alive.

    Animated version of this story is now up on Youtube here!

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    03 Feb 2026

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    After an accident at work, Kaveh sort of dies. But he is granted a chance to come back to life if he can get three people to shed tears of pure love for him. He thinks that would be easy, since he has so many friends, but soon realises that it's not as easy as he thought it would be.

    Meanwhile, a grieving Alhaitham is very confused by this new stranger in Sumeru City who acts so much like Kaveh, but is not Kaveh.

    “Well, I promise you, Kaveh will be very okay with it. I’m sure of it.”
    “If I’m not convinced, will you be suddenly bringing me a letter allegedly written by Kaveh that expresses his agreement?” Alhaitham asked with a raised eyebrow.
    “That letter was written by Kaveh. One hundred percent. I don’t know why you keep doubting me,” Kaveh insisted.
    Alhaitham hummed to himself. “Just wanted to see how you’d react.”

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Love love love this fic

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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Kaveh regrets ever accepting this new commission. It is not the pay nor the project itself – both are to the architect’s satisfaction. No, the problem is the client and her obsession with Kaveh.

    She believes them to be “destined for each other” and takes Kaveh’s rejection as playing hard to get. In his desperation Kaveh lies about having a boyfriend, a certain scribe he shares a home with and is oh-so madly in love with. Now he has to convince Alhaitham to play the part, when his client insists on meeting the “love of his life”.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    // This can’t possibly go worse than the last time I kept a diary. //

    After the war, Harry picks up a journal to write in… and it writes back. Luckily, it’s not a Horcrux on the other end this time.

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    2020.04.19 - Listen as a podfic by Sandstripe!

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    • 2021.11.10 - Read in Bahasa Indonesia by holyverde
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    • 2024.02.16 - Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)!
    • Links to read this in Русский (theladywiththecamellias), 中文 普通话 國語 (Bluebubbling), Türkçe (pelin), and Polski (globesmacked (yvieteal)) are in the notes due to AO3's character limits for this summary :) Thank you so much to each and every translator for your hard work! There are no words for how touched and excited I am that people like this story enough to want to translate it.
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    04 Jan 2026

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    In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.

    [ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]

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    15 Dec 2025

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    One of THE best fics I've ever read

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    She starts wearing the binder because chest compression is helpful considering Sasuke shoved an arm through her tit during the war. When she pulls back her hair and a stranger calls her 'young man', it spirals from there.

    Or, the one where the boys of Team Seven try to teach Sakura how to be a dude, Shikamaru has a sexuality crisis because his crush is hot in every gender, Ino is a wardrobe consultant to the stars, and Sakura figures out how comfortable he can be in her own skin.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.

    Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Ahhhhhh

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