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    So… Enjin knows himself, and he knows he is not someone suited to dealing with children. Piercing cries, overwhelming tantrums, and the strange language they seem to speak all confuse him, wear down his patience, and -at worst- make him feel useless and out of place. And yet, through a series of unforeseen incidents, he ends up becoming the babysitter of the youngest member of the Akuta team.

    OR; Rudo turns into a four-year-old child.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Basically just mostly unrelated fics of Gachiakuta characters being family. Most of it'll probably be team Akuta but I'll probably write some raiders and other shit eventually.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    "Actually, you know what, how about we just cut out the middleman? Straight up. How much do you want for those parts, man?"
    Jason's jaw dropped involuntarily. Was the Red Hood... really going to pay the exact thief who robbed him, for his own damn bike parts?

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    Starving and desperate, Jason Todd decides to strip the bike of Crime Alley's most terrifying crime lord just to survive. But instead of a bullet to the head, Tim Drake is left in the rain with a half-dismantled bike, a drenched street rat, and his own abysmal communication skills. Neither of them planned for the night to go exactly like this.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    At eleven, Tim Drake tried to blackmail Batman into making him Robin. Batman made it clear that he did not want another Robin, and certainly didn't want Tim. Which is...fine. But Batman tattling to his parents about Tim's hobbies and getting him sent to a boarding school overseas feels a little targeted. Now, he is back in Gotham under the conditions of 1) not bothering the Waynes, 2) not blabbing about his home life, and 3) following through on "familial duties."

    So, why is Dick Grayson trying to talk to him at a gala?

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    Tim misunderstands adults, Dick is concerned, Bruce is trying very hard to adopt this feral child, and Jason is still Tim's favorite superhero.

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    21 Jul 2026