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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Airport T-shirt exchange. 'Nuff said.

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    Shane’s good at his job.

    Really, he is.

    Five and a half years at Allocare and he’s learned to talk the talk and walk the walk. He’s good. His team lead tells him he’s going to make that promotion this year, actually - managing accounts is easy, and he’s got a rhythm now.

    Ilya Rozanov, on the other hand, isn’t easy. Shane’s pretty sure he’s come straight from hell itself if he’s honest - now there’s only one thing standing between Shane and the promotion he’s gunning for, and it’s his brand new, 6’3 Russian client with no regards for professional boundaries.

    He has a good mouth, though.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Absolutely absurd AU with so much humour. Laughed so fucking hard I had a coughing fit and nearly passed out.

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    This one's for all the smut lovers!

    Shane and Ilya have been happily married for 3 years.

    Ilya finds a box under the bed with a book inside.

    He discovers Shane's kink list.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Filthy, feral and fucking wild. Need to hydrate and charge batteries for this one. I hope the authors pillow is always cold, their sex life is always hot, and their bed is always a little rumpled. They deserve good things for writing this smuttiest smut of the all the smut.

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    Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Cute AU through texts where wrong number leads to lover boys

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Kinky, filthy and stupidly sweet.