Premeditated_shitbag
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Guilt and the nonsense it convinces you of by Premeditated_shitbag
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Apr 2025
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"It's weird, because I can remember that I didn't remember you. But when I think about it now I know exactly what was missing. It's like I'm watching myself do the dumbest things for no reason. Like i can't control myself even though i know exactly why i acted the way i did"
His hooves folded in his lap. Wringing themselves over one another, petting his own fur in a self soothing motion.
"Does that make sense?" His voice broke on the last word. A desperate plea he'd tried so hard to shove deep, deep down. Because, did it? Did anything he did make sense? Did what he was doing now mean anything?
Tell him it wasn't all for nothing.
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- Part 2 of StrawHearts and the rest of it
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Can you recognize a person by the shape of the hole they leave behind once they're gone?
How do you know a person fits in the hole in your heart? if you can't even remeber them outside of their absence?
Law did something, traded his existence for Luffys.
The Hearts have disappeared with him. Never far behind their captain.
The Straw Hats know something is gone. There are forgotten memories hidden all over the Sunny.
Something is missing, something's been taken from them, and the whole world should have to feel its absence like they do.
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- Part 1 of StrawHearts and the rest of it
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A Gem Dripped in Red by Premeditated_shitbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics)
21 Jun 2024
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After weeks down on their luck, team Chaotix have found themselves scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel for ways to pay the bills. When suddenly they find themselves faced with the opportunity of a lifetime. Corporate industry up and comer David Mole Coal-Mane of the Coal hearts Lion Company is hosting an exhibit at the national arts and history museum in Central City. A huge exhibit on the history of Mounds borough and grandma Hilda's coal business, full of the gems, tools and documents that started it all
And the crown jewel of the exhibit has been stolen. Mister Coal-Mane has sent out for Mobius finest detectives, only the best to help him find the thief and hopefully track down his beloved grandmother's finest gem. With a reward of one million dollars, this truly is the opportunity of a lifetime! And the Chaotix has been called on to investigate! By Barry?
Though the position they find themselves in may not be the most advantageous, the Chatoix will still give everything they've got! But will it truly be that simple? Deception, murder and the two faced world of high society politics, with a sinister shadow looming over all. Team Chaotix may have bitten off more than they could chew with this case.
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Tails Prime by Premeditated_shitbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Cartoon), Sonic Underground, Sonic X, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic Prime (Cartoon 2022), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies)
28 Jul 2023
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The cracking of the prism as it shattered echoed across dimensions. A power like that can’t be contained in just one body. as Sonic is thrown across the shatterverse to New Yoke city, Tails is thrown into an adventure of his own.
All these different worlds, each containing a unique version of his brother. How can Tails possibly hope to find his way home and clean up the messes he's made along the way? The more he tries to fix the more out of hand the whole situation gets! why couldn’t Sonic just slow down and listen for once in his life?
None of that matters now though.Tails will have to find his way home and keep himself and his new friends safe from the dark powers that seek to use his newfound paradox energy all on his own.
(On indefinite hiatus)
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It's easier together by Premeditated_shitbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic Prime (Cartoon 2022)
22 Dec 2022
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Nine has gotten use to toughing out thunderstorms by himself. But now with Sonic around he wont have to.
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Coming Down is the Hardest Thing by jcleeful
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Jul 2026
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Caine gets his happily ever after. The process of actually getting it, however, is a lot more complicated than he expected.
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04 Jul 2026
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Against the Kitchen Floor by BrownieFox
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
04 Jul 2026
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“Caine?” Pomni asked again. The orb drifted up and down in a nod. “How do I know it’s you? Why do you look so…” Small, weird, different. She’d been anticipating seeing a Caine clawing at the walls, or crying, or yelling. How ever she imagined finding Caine, he looked like, well, Caine. Not this.
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The plan was simple: undelete Caine, get the Circus back up and running, and place some restrictions so Caine couldn't mess with them.
Unfortunately, Caine and the Circus are a little more complicated than meets the eye.
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23 Jun 2026
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Grace flexes its jaw, shifts the marker towards one corner of its mouth, then removes the marker without actually consuming it. It makes a sharp pop as it leaves Grace's mouth, brightening the tubing in Grace's nose.
"I've got it reversed," Grace decides.
I unfreeze enough to let out a loud and pointed noise of disgust.
"Yeah, sorry buddy. This isn't exactly my wheelhouse."
Without acknowledging the aborted attempt to eat the marker, nor wiping it's digestive fluids off of it, Grace taps the square it paused over again.
"This is actually a second cousin," It says.
I decide not to ask.
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Or: The road to Erid is long. Rocky spends it slowly figuring out what it means to be human, and how Grace muddles along through it.
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19 Jun 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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12 Jun 2026
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Appa and Momo Screwed the Timeline by Keetajet for blossomberries
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
20 Oct 2022
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”The balance is gone. Avatar Aang has died and the cycle is broken.” Old-man-Aang-without-the-arrows. Momo screeched, desperately trying to reach him before the dream forced him away and he woke up.
“The other bonds are gone. His bending masters and friends have also perished during this war.” Tall-and-fierce-face-painted-Aang murmured, looking resigned and less fierce.
Female-Aang-with-arrows flashed her blue shimmered gray eyes at the frantic Momo with a calm, shrewd look in her gaze that reminded Momo of Sokka, “Not all of the Avatar’s bond has perished.”
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