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    Two chapters of the Alpha Beta Omega fraternity meet for a members-only house party. Let the games begin.

    “Look,” Crowley told everyone, grinning to bring some levity to what was becoming a too-quiet room, “if the point of the game is ‘I’m so straight I’m not afraid to do gay stuff,’ there’s no way to win. I mean, think about it!” he laughed. “It makes no sense. Follow that to the logical conclusion, an’ the only actual test of straightness is to choke on a cock. ‘Cos that’s the only totally gay thing. All the rest y’can do with women. Even anal.”

    “He’s right,” Aziraphale agreed. “Anything short of fellatio proves nothing. Otherwise, anyone genuinely comfortable with their masculinity” — He gave a little bob as if to indicate *yours truly* — “can simply lie back and think of England.”

    “Exactly!” Crowley pointed triumphantly for emphasis. “See? He gets it."

    Hastur bared his teeth in something that wasn’t quite a smile. “I smell a rat,” he said, flecks of saliva spewing from his mouth.

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    MIND THE TAGS.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Mutual non-con, Aziraphale and Crowley are coerced by their frat into a public blowjob. Everyone thinks they are straight. They meet years later and end up apologizing and then getting together ❤️

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    Once they got over the pants-shitting terror, humanity as a whole felt pretty vindicated that dragons existed. The habitat wasn’t so much ‘caves in fairytale kingdoms’ as it was ‘cozy timespace folds in aesthetically-appealing nebulas with a view’, but how were they supposed to know that until space travel really got going outside of their own proverbial backyard?

    A Good Omens sci-fi AU

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Scifi omens. Space dragon Aziraphale

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    Crowley is starving but, when she catches her prey this time, she may have bitten off more than she can chew.

    Hungry Eyes

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Love god Aziraphale and succubus Crowley. A sexy mystery

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    Crowley's plane goes missing, sending Aziraphale into a tailspin.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Plane crash fic

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    Colin "Greasy" Johnson's aspirations as a prodigy playwright are put to the test by a panel of judges.

    After all, who better to evaluate a play about the apocalypse, than an angel and a demon who were really there? Even better: three pairs of angels and demons, each from a slightly different universe.

    Boundaries will be pushed. The limits of theatrical good taste will be tested. Narratives will be deconstructed. Vomit-inducing quippy one-liners will be dished out. From the mists of the multiverse, GOOD OMENS: A STAGEPLAY will arise. And nothing will ever be the same...

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Multiverse Ineffables come to watch a play of the 1992 script