Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
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Listen Closely by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous) for starlightsruby
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Mar 2026
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Finally, a piece clicked into place, and Martyn ceased his struggling. His jaw dropped.
“Grian?”
“There we go,” Grian whispered, grinning ever wider. “Now, you remember me.”
Martyn heard himself let out a breathy laugh, rife with disbelief. He stared at the other man and a twisted level of understanding settled over him. Out of all the people he’d encountered on his journeys, of course Grian would be the one he bumped into in a realm of immortal beings.
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Datastream!Martyn glitches between worlds and accidentally melds with a version of himself that he never should have been able to meet. Only another god can make things right.
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Second-Hand Spies by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Feb 2026
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To be clear, it was a favor forged out of mutual interest. Either side had something to gain from this deal. There were zero other reasons why Scar might’ve accepted Grian’s invitation without really considering it. Zero.
It didn’t matter that Scar had been too distracted by Grian’s mischievous grin to catch his question at first. It didn’t matter that his stomach had practically launched into his throat when the words actually did register. It didn’t matter that they were the same ones he’d fantasized about hearing for the better part of two years now.
“Scar,” Grian had said, dangerously earnest. “Go on a date with me.”
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Scar agrees to Grian's invitation to spy on Tango and Jimmy's date. Surely, there's no way spending Valentine's Day pretending to date his best friend will dredge up any underlying affection though, right?
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Two people dwelled that quaint, quiet cottage. The first was reclined upon a plush bed, chest rising and falling slowly, with downy pillows holding up a tired head. The other was by her side, a chair pulled up close so their fingers might intertwine, familiar and fitting. Two people rested in silence by one another’s side, knowing and accepting and coming to terms.
Two people, but only one soul.
A soul that was, at that serene moment, flickering against the pull of time.
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After being freed from Oakhurst, Apo returns home to Cherri. They live out the rest of their days together, promising that, when the time comes, they will die in each other's arms.
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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“It’s so funny that you went with a vampire costume,” Avid replied. He went ahead and let himself into the house, a habit after so long of visiting. Shelby didn’t even notice the intrusion, content to shut and lock the door behind him. “You look great. Very sophisticated and intimidating.”
“Isn’t it the coolest?” Shelby brightened, giving a little twirl. “I had the contacts and the wig from a while back, but Scott helped me pick out my actual outfit a few hours ago.”
Avid froze.
“Oh?” His voice came out hoarse and barely audible. “Really? Scott helped you?”
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Shelby is hosting a Halloween party for all the professors at their university. Strange how everyone keeps showing up in the exact same costume. Stranger still that Scott seems to be behind every single instance of it.
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Until the End by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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“Stop thinking,” Scar murmured into his ear, pushing his thumbs in deep circles on his lower back. “You never relax. It’s gonna get you killed.”
“I’m not the one who’s red right now,” Grian murmured back. His head got fuzzier with every breath Scar let out against his ear. “Maybe this is just your strategy to get my guard down so you can kill me.”
“Not you, Grian,” Scar answered back. He turned his head away, and Grian could feel the impression of his lips against his neck. Not kissing, not claiming, just there, waiting, like he wanted to. Needed to. But wouldn’t. “Never you.”
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Or, the end is drawing near, and decisions must be made.
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
12 Jul 2025
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Absolutely lovely. Wonderful writing, exquisite romance despite the underlying dread of their setting - chemistry was palpable! Very very nice!
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The guy laughs—a warm, low sound, caramel-sweet. “You really don’t remember anything?”
“Not a blip,” Bdubs says. “Wait, I didn’t get your name. What’s your name?”
There’s a second when Bdubs thinks he won’t answer—he just looks at Bdubs, and his eyes go strangely crinkley around the corners. Then, he says, “Etho. I’m Etho, Bdubs.”
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Bdubs has amnesia. But that's not going to stop him coming to some extremely rational conclusions about the state of his own heart.
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Winged Cupid Painted Blind by twynte
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 Mar 2025
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Avian Customs for the Young, the Dumb, and the Inbetween
The Complete Revised Instruction on Doing Things Right, Expanded“Wouldn’t the challenge be fun, Scar?”
She’s goading him, taunting, pulling him towards something promising, indiscernible to himself. She’s similar to Grian in that way. Her smile is sharp when she speaks. “Go big or go home, am I right?”
And Scar can tell she says it on purpose, he can see the smugness in the way her lips tilt up, he can see the satisfaction in her eyes. She knows she had him trapped before she even spoke.
He decides, quite easily, that if he is willing to do this for Grian, then he is also willing to do this for Pearl.
Or, Scar finds himself wrapped up in centuries-old customs that are much larger than himself. No one is surprised when he stumbles into love.
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Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
14 Mar 2025
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Chapter 9
GOD THIS FIC IS SO GOOD GUYS YOU HAVE TO READ IT
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Notes were made to be read (aloud) by GhoulisHaunted
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Feb 2025
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Grian has a secret.
He hasn’t told anyone, and he does his damndest to hide it. For all his life, he’s never admitted it once, and no one on the Hermitcraft server has figured it out, thank god. He really doesn’t plan to tell them either.
It’s horrifically embarrassing.
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He can’t read.
Which is a problem now, because Scar invited him on a lovely evening picnic and now at the end, he’s handed Grian a handwritten note.
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Grian can't read and hasn't told a soul. Scar confesses with a love letter. Grian wants to crawl into a hole and die. They kiss
IDEA CREDIT TO JULIE @MUFTIYS ON TWT!!
Bookmarked by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
20 Feb 2025
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Genuinely so sweet and REALLY funny, totally recommend it
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I Knew You in Another Life by jdreamix for edgarallanpoestan
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
08 Jan 2025
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The day for Cellbit and Roier's wedding has finally come, everything is perfect and Cellbit couldn't be happier.
The sun has begun to set by the time the ceremony is finally underway. Residents and eggs alike are dressed to the nines in anticipation for the first wedding on the island. An assortment of wings, tails, and slime trails crowd the seats and Cellbit couldn’t be happier. Each chair held someone he loved and cared about, and that is all he could ask for.
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An exploration of first meetings in other universes and love at first sight.