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Winter with the Wolves by eomer_eadig
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Apr 2023
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Aiden spends his first winter at Kaer Morhen among the wolves. Lambert’s family may not approve, but neither are going to let that stop them being together.
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In which Aiden learns a whole lot about why Lambert is the way he is, Lambert finally understands that he’s worth a whole lot more than he thinks, and Vesemir realises he may have been a little too hard on the youngest witcher of Kaer Morhen.Series
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- English
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- 125,226
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- 13/13
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16 Feb 2026
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Vices & Virtues by eomer_eadig
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
20 Mar 2022
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The only time Aiden and Lambert really get to see Kiyan is in the early hours of the morning when the other witcher comes back from his night patrols. He might be a little unhinged and really rather dangerous, but Lambert thinks that might be what he likes most about Kiyan.
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A little spin-off to the previous fic in this series, Nudism & Nasties. Previous knowledge of the series is advised but not required if you’re just here for the gratuitous amount of dick 😊Series
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13 Feb 2026
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Catch a Wolf by the Tail by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Nov 2023
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Lambert, a warrior in the service of little Princess Cirilla, is captured by a notorious pirate. He expects to be tortured to force him to betray the princess's location. He's not expecting the pirate to offer him a deal that might just let him stay unhurt and keep his oath...
And the pirate is not expecting Lambert's talent at improvising plans even in the strangest of circumstances.
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- English
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- 33,315
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- 4/4
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08 Feb 2026
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Long Live the King by stockholm_syndrom
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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Geralt placed the crown on his head before kneeling at his side, and the weight of it felt heavy on Jaskier’s brow.
Jaskier’s path to becoming king, takes place five years after the fall of Cintra.
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- Part 1 of you should see me in a crown
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- English
- Words:
- 47,450
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 5
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- 757
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05 Feb 2026
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The first time Eskel heard the song, he assumed he was being made fun of.
Set sometime between when Jaskier and Geralt meet in 1240 (Netflix timeline) and the banquet in 1249. Jaskier's about 21 or 22.
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- Part 3 of Meet Death Sitting
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03 Feb 2026
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“No,” Jaskier sighed. “This is the thing, Geralt. I’m middle-aged and tired and I just think I’d rather meet death sitting down and facing it rather than from behind while I’m running. You know?” He contemplated that a moment, and finally added, “Especially if it’s you.”
Set after the end of season 1.
UPDATE: The Fat Baby song in chapter 7 now exists here as composed and recorded by @fannishliss and is BRILLIANT.
See Series Notes on this series for a list of all the fics and what chronological order they go in, as well as recommended reading order if you're into that, just so you know what you're getting into here.
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- Part 1 of Meet Death Sitting
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- English
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- 46,086
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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03 Feb 2026
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If You're Never Going to Shut Up, At Least Promise I am Yours by anarchycox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
04 Jul 2020
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When Witchers were created, so to were The Companions. A person who journeys with a Witcher to keep them sane, to heal them, to offer comfort, to reassure villages that the Witcher is not a monster, will not go on a rampage, or slake their needs at the local bawdy house. A Witcher cannot travel without a Companion, and Companions are granted agelessness to follow their Witchers.
After Blaviken, Geralt is without a Companion, them having fled after the massacre. And perhaps it was the second...fifth one to flee Geralt. It wasn't his fault they were morons.
Jaskier has been fired by one...three Witchers for being too mouthy, frustrating, a list of things that he thinks is quite unfair.
Vesemir makes it clear they are each other's last chance. Work well together, or Jaskier will begin to age again, and Geralt will never leave the walls of Kaer Morhen.
Jaskier and Geralt are deeply unimpressed with each other but agree to play along. They didn't expect to fall madly in love. Soulmates are just fairy tales, after all. Not for the likes of them.
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- 25/25
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31 Jan 2026
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A Winter's Surprise by Cajunhusker
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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Geralt takes a bad wound right before he is supposed to go up the mountain for the winter. Jaskier decides to go to Kaer Morhen in the worst way possible, uninvited with an injured Witcher.
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- 27,468
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- 14/?
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29 Jan 2026
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“You… know?” Jaskier rasped, his heart sinking as Vesemir nodded.
“The evidence of their torture was written in your skin, and I could smell them on you. I know what they did to you.”
He could have wept, though with fear or relief he wasn’t sure.
Vesemir didn’t know about the mountain. Good.Or: After the mountain, Jaskier got abducted by a group of people wanting to get to Geralt.
Aiden and Lambert come to save him.- Language:
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- 29/?
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29 Jan 2026
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The Pieces of a Bard by Armybrat26
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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Jaskier knows that he's being hunted. He knows, eventually, he will be captured. He knows too much about Geralt-- about Witchers in general-- to get caught without proper preparation. So he sets out, looking for Witchers to entrust with the things he values most. The things he can't let Nilfgaard get their hands on.
It's in his nature to play tricks, to steal. And stealing from the White Flame is fun. Until his mind slowly decends into madness.
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28 Jan 2026
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Behind You, The Wolves by Harrowdeon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Last Wolf, youngest Wolf, unluckiest Wolf.
Over the course of his long, long life, Lambert learns more lessons than he can count. He learns suffering, he learns grief, he learns of a world that despises the thing he has become. And eventually, over decades, he learns love and peace and understanding. He learns what it means to have the things he wants, and how to take them.
He only needs to learn how to keep them.
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- Part 1 of Head Fears, Heart Craves
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26 Jan 2026
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The Leshy had been the final fucking straw.
For decades, Eskel had found himself increasingly sick of walking the Path and living the life of monsters and money.
He had spent most of his life being hated for something he had no choice in: becoming a mutant.
It was thankless work, people didn’t want to pay even when he’d bested their monster, and everyone was afraid of him.
But winter came yet again as Eskel made his way up to Kaer Morhen, badly injured by a fucking Leshy, of all things,
And by the time Eskel was deemed free of the Leshy and able to rest, everyone else in the Keep was wrapped around the fingers of Geralt’s daughter, Ciri.
So when the pass was clear enough for travel in the spring, Eskel had made up his mind: he was done with doing what was expected of him.
Eskel wanted to retire.
In years bygone, Eskel had spent some time in Oxenfurt, sitting in on whatever classes at the University that allowed mutants, and he’d thoroughly enjoyed that pursuit of knowledge, though he could never afford the tuition to attend as a student.
And that is how Eskel found himself sneaking silently into a lecture on music theory given by “Professor Julian Pankratz”.- Language:
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25 Jan 2026
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Down On My Knees (Wanna Take You There) by Rose_SK
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Jan 2026
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Full disclosure, Lambert never thought his life would turn out this way.
His life isn’t worth writing home about, not that his parents would care either way, but it’s his life and everyone else can fuck off. All Lambert knows for sure is that he’s broke, poor as a church mouse, his rent is due tomorrow and he really needs to stop philosophising and focus on the task at hand if he still wants to have a roof over his head by the end of the week.
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Or, Lambert is an escort and Eskel is a rich CEO. When their worlds collide, sparks will fly and heads will turn as both put up the show of a lifetime. No strings attached! Except when strings start to grow between them, it's all Lambert and Eskel can do not to get tangled up in the biggest mess of their lives.Bookmarked by SomeWittyFandomUsername
24 Jan 2026
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Jaskier adjusted the lute on his back, the city of Cintra on the horizon. He had not met any friends on his travels to the city, but then again, he hadn’t expected to do so. He was with several other bards, all responding to the call Cintra had made for bards to make a song cycle about Queen Cirilla’s reign. Even with his hasty exit from Redania, he managed to send a letter to a friend who he hoped would be a friendly face in the city, though they had not parted well.
The young queen was shrouded in mystery with a bit of infamy. Everyone knew that she was claimed by the Law of Surprise by the Butcher of Blaviken. The deranged witcher brought some of his witcher friends when Nilfgaard tried to conquer Cintra. Though Cirilla was only twelve at the time, her powers combined with the witchers were able to keep Cintra from the edge of defeat, though her grandmother still lost her life in the process. At the age of twelve, she was put on the throne, despite not being of age.
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24 Jan 2026
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Melodies and Mayhem by phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 Apr 2026
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Jaskier gets fired from his job as a professor at Oxenfurt because of his political views, though the official excuse is that he plagiarised a fellow professor’s work.
Assets seized in reparation, and with nothing more than the belongings he can carry, he ends up accepting a job interview to teach at Kaer Morhen. The school is high up in the mountains, considerably smaller than Oxenfurt, and teaches a far more exotic population of students.
Jaskier has never even met an elf, or a dwarf, or a dragon for that matter. Not to mention anything about the school’s legendary guardians, who, as it happens, don’t seem to like him at all. He can understand. After all, Oxenfurt is far from friendly to anyone that isn’t human. If they don't seem to expect much better from him, he'll just have to show them.
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- English
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- 102,133
- Chapters:
- 27/?
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- 1,480
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23 Jan 2026
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20 Jan 2026
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“Seriously, brother,” Teodora says, “you’re wanted for treason, what in Melitele’s name did you do?”
“Nothing,” Jaskier tells her. “It’s just that my soulmate’s the warlord of the north.”
She stares at him, open-mouthed. And then she begins to giggle. “Only you, Julek,” she says when she finally has some control back. “You did always like to be dramatic.”
The four lives of Julian Alfred Pankratz: noble, sex slave, soulmate, bard.
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- 43,184
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 641
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23 Dec 2025
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The Nightingale Prince by Bamf_Anakin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
31 Aug 2020
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Jaskier doesn’t remember anything before waking up in Blaviken, hearing tales of a Butcher. He has scars he can’t explain and reflexes he can’t control, but he’s human. Absolutely, Positively, 100% human.
At least, that's what he tells himself.
But how long can he outrun his past before it comes back to haunt him, golden eyes and all?
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The Nightingale Prince was a Witcher feared across the continent and known for rescuing girls cursed by the Black Sun, including one particular Shrike. Until he went missing over a decade ago. Now there is only Jaskier, a bard. Armed with half a memory, a mage and a witcher at his side, Jaskier will have to discover his past in order to survive his future.
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- Part 1 of Nightingale Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,531
- Chapters:
- 13/16
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 608
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- 2,128
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22 Dec 2025
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i have often dreamed of a far off place by andrewminyards
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Oct 2020
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Jaskier looks into the mirror. Julian of Cintra stares back at him, and there is almost nothing of Jaskier in that reflection. Gone is the bard who’d wowed the Continent with his songs, and Jaskier grieves for the loss, heart heavy and aching.
He’d managed to discover what he would have been had he not been a witcher, but he will never have it again. Returning to the Path will be painful, knowing that he will once again be rejected by humans, and it leaves a hollowness in Jaskier as he realises that he will no longer be loved. Not anymore.
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Before Jaskier the bard was born, there was Julian of Cintra, a witcher tired of his life on the Path. Julian gets the life he wants and lives four decades as Jaskier, until he’s forced to return to his life as Julian after the dragon hunt.
As he struggles to reconcile his two identities, Julian finds Geralt and Ciri, and slowly lets himself trust again.
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- Part 1 of i am made of memories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,333
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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18 Dec 2025
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"Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent, but hesitate not to deliver justice to the guilty.” Master Maeve told him the first time he failed a mission, convinced that they’d had the wrong man. She'd bestowed upon him a lot of good words of advice that day, plenty of valuable pearls.
But none of the wisdom in the world could have prepared him for what Destiny had in store for him. Namely, Geralt of Rivia, Witcher extraordinaire, the only point of uncertainty in his life from the moment they’d met in the tavern in Posada.
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- Part 3 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
- Language:
- English
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- 39,830
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- 2/2
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17 Dec 2025