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To save Perry, the Fireside girls decide they have to kill Doofenshmirtz
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20 Mar 2026
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Askbox Fic Collection: Perryshmirtz Adventures by KissingLizard
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
07 May 2026
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Collection of short-fics and Drabbles. I am taking suggestions and requests on my tumblr, these are them.
Chapter 1: Rockabye Perry
Chapter 2: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension? (Established Relationship)
Chapter 3: Well someone's cranky today (OWCA files au)
Chapter 4: Kiss in secrecy
Chapter 5: Enemies make the best lovers you know.
Chapter 6: An introduction to Space-Adventure! (Established Relationship)
Chapter 7: What a stud, right?
Chapter 8: You are under arrest
Chapter 9: Kick the shit out of Mother Doofenshmirtz (Established Relationship)
Chapter 10: Matchy-Matchy (season 5, episode 6A)
Chapter 11: Shnuki
Chapter 12: Grass Stained Knees
Chapter 13: Uncle Perry goes through Airport Security
Chapter 14: Should've put a ring on it (content warning)
Chapter 15: Second dimension Perry
Chapter 16: Linda buys Perry a new shirt
Chapter 17: The not-a-chance-inatorBookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
03 Mar 2026
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Being undercover sucks. It's worse when you make a mistake that may or may not fuck up your new relationship.
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- Part 1 of Perryshmirtz Week 2023
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
27 Feb 2026
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Collection of drabbles and short fics that are not appropriate for roblox
Chapter 1. Breakfast Coffee
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22 Feb 2026
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kind mouths by ratsplendor
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
23 Sep 2024
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Looking at their doppelgangers from another universe is like looking in a funhouse mirror that shows worst fears you didn't even know you had. At least for Perry.
Before today, he would've proudly proclaimed there is absolutely no version of him that would fall into a love so blind, he'd burn entire dimensions down. Before today, he would have insisted he isn't in love at all, period. But it turns out he's a fucking idiot when it comes to owning up to himself.
Objective number one, then, is "survive this goddamn hellride and save one dimension (maybe two)." Objective number two is "live long enough to tell that goofy, brilliant bastard you want to suck his dick (maybe kiss him a little (or even fall in love a little bit))." Luckily, aside from himself, very few things in this world--or any other--can get in Perry's way.
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- Part 2 of doubled over
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21 Feb 2026
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hard work, having a soul by ratsplendor
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011)
23 Sep 2024
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Platyborg went willingly. God help him. And he held his tongue, and he paid the price, and he would do it all over again.
He had no choice. He thought he had no choice. But when another him and another Doc come through that portal, and their edges are softer, and their lives are different--Platyborg starts to reckon with the idea that fate isn't fixed.
That the other Perry doesn't seem to fully appreciate what he has only makes their clashing all the more bitter. Platyborg just might kill him, he just might. If only to kill the part of himself that wants to believe he could've been better.
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- Part 1 of doubled over
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21 Feb 2026
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"Wow," Heinz said, as they came up for air between kisses. "Wow. Hi. Hello there. You like me fixing your car?"
Perry stole the next kiss with a fair bit of increased hunger. Heinz huffs hotly in laughter into his nose.
"You really like me fixing your car." Heinz surmised.
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- Part 10 of Peenaf shots (Shots! Shots! Shots!)
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13 Feb 2026
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Proselytization (n): The act of converting from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.
Perry used to believe he and Heinz operated at two completely different ends of the spectrum. That was years ago. Now that the balance has shifted, he supposes he should have seen their inevitable convergence from miles away.
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- Part 1 of Lingua Franca
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04 Feb 2026
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I need you, Perry thinks again. "If-you need me to leave, I-,"
The hand on his nape fists, tight-but-not-quite pulling, and Perry shuts his mouth with a click, for fear of moaning.
Another hand brushes down the side of his face, and the sweat that sticks up the front of his temple.
And Heinz says, equally quietly; "Come on."
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29 Jan 2026
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You pulled all your stitches out because you had to fistfight me by KissingLizard
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
27 Nov 2021
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Perry has an almost disastrous away mission in Syberia, he survives fine but has various small injuries because of it.
In typical O.W.C.A. fashion, they send him to Doofenshmirtz before he can properly heal.
When they fight he accidentally bleeds all over Heinz, who decides to stop the fight to patch him up instead.Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
29 Jan 2026
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"But what then... oh." His voice became deadpan, his face, which had been so animated before, flattened into an unreadable mask. "You're a Hunter."
Perry nodded, nerves on edge.
"All you Hunters are the same! You all just see my kind as some kind of lust-driven animals that need to be put down! I do have feelings, y'know!" The incubus pouted, and Perry was beyond baffled at this point. This incubus couldn't be for real, could he?
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- Part 3 of Trope-inator
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28 Jan 2026
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OWCA FILES AU
Doofenshmirtz and Perry are on a mission to save the world but get trapped. Before they can escape, Perry gets injected with truth serum. It's a good thing his hands are tied, because Perry suddenly has a very strong urge to make some confessions.
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- Part 1 of OWCA Files AU
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
28 Jan 2026
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(Human Perry AU)
It's been months since Heinz gave up Evil to become a teacher.On one of Perry's rare visits, he spots an old damaged painting. Luckily for Heinz, Perry knows a little antique store that could help him fix that.
Now all Agent P needs to do is stay alive till Heinz takes him up on the offer.Easy. Right?
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27 Jan 2026
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Heinz literally runs into a handsome teal-haired stranger outside his building.
Written for Perryshmirtz Week Day 6: Day Off
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- Part 6 of Perryshmirtz Week 2019
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
27 Jan 2026
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Things take a turn for the better when Perry goes to thwart Heinz's Valentines Day Scheme a little earlier than usual...
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26 Jan 2026
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On the night of a summer storm, Agent Perry the Platypus is summoned to the Danville Manor.
The entire Doofenshmirtz family has come together for a heirloom ceremony, but the heirloom has been stolen.
Heinz is being accused of the theft, but did he do it?
Join Perry as he goes undercover to recover the heirloom. Figure out who stole it, and why.
Can he figure out who did it before the night ends?Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
25 Jan 2026
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When Perry shows up injured on his balcony, Doofenshmirtz considers his strange relationship with the secret agent.
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- Part 1 of Ambivalence
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23 Jan 2026
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a rose by any other name (a perry by any other species?) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
28 Sep 2023
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Inspired by his Platyp-inator scheme and Perry the Teenage Girl's unfamiliarity in fighting without a tail, Dr. Doofenshmirtz decides the best way to...even the odds, so to speak, is to just turn his nemesis human. It goes...different from how he expects.
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Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 4: Equally MatchedSeries
- Part 4 of Perryshmirtz Week 2023
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
22 Jan 2026
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OWCA is trying to force Perry to retire from fieldwork after his next completed mission, but Perry has a plan: If he doesn’t arrest or kill his next enemy, then the mission technically isn't completed.
His next nemesis is a man called Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and Perry can't stand him.
Obviously, he falls in love.Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
20 Jan 2026
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Third time’s the charm by WinryWeiss for Lex Lucero (ringwinner)
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
20 Mar 2024
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The main problem about officially dating one’s nemesis – apart from it not being against the O.W.C.A. policies merely by a hairline – is that it blends quite well into the mayhem of everyday living in as trouble-attracting city as Danville.
Perry doesn’t mind at all, even if he usually ends up worse for wear afterwards.
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
19 Jan 2026