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    He mentally summed the list up as he walked, breath fogging up in the cold Montreal air. In just over two months he’d had skin to skin contact exactly six times.

    It had been bad before, during the Canadian winter, when everyone was always fully covered from head to toe, it always got worse than in summers, but this season was a new record low, even for him.

    And he was going mad because of it.

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    Shane has only had skin on skine contact six times in two months. He's going insane because of it, becoming obsessed with every possibility of it. It impacts his sleep, concentration and eventually his game on the ice. In desperation he books a session with a massage therapist, supposedly for his tense muscles. Enter one Ilya Rozanov, massage therapist from heaven, Russian asshole, consent king and all-around good boy once you get past his general demeanor.

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    30 May 2026

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    Ch 10

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    Five hockey players, one blizzard, and a shared wardrobe full of Russian labels that Shane is desperate to keep hidden. It turns out that forced proximity is a lot harder when your boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov and he’s being an ass just to keep the act up—and because the bed is little too cold and little too big for Shane to sleep alone.

    (There was a comment saying I should mention that you have to click on things, which is fair. So guys, click on everything — it’ll end up being something.

    chapter 8 is CSS I used to format this fic.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Something was wrong. A wave of protectiveness swept up within him before he stamped on it hard, unleashing a powerful strike at the goal on the assist automatically. He didn’t even bother to look to see if it went in, his eyes reorienting themself to where Hollander was shrugging off a medic. 

    It was his Dom side, he knew. Latching onto someone it thought was his and wanting to save them from the world. But Hollander wasn’t his. He was a fun hook up, and interesting company once you got to know him a bit, but not his

    Ilya hasn't seen Hollander since Vegas, and the first time they meet on the ice, months later, Hollander's playing is awful. Ilya's a Dom, a high level one, but as far as he knows Hollander's a Null, no designation. Doesn't need headspace. Doesn't Scene. Doesn't Drop.

    But Hollander is Dropping. Has Dropped. And no one else seems to notice. So Ilya steps in without really thinking things through.

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    I know no hockey. I have seen the TV series, read The Long Game, and this is something that came out.

    Tags updated as I write new chapters...

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Shane is in a post-game interview when his world stops.

    He’s just answered a question about Montreal’s offensive strategy going into the game. Clean passes, avoid penalties, draw defenders wide. It had worked and the Voyagers had beat Colorado soundly, 4-1. Shane had scored two of the goals and assisted on a third.

    Usually, Shane would be eager to boast about the win to Ilya. But ever since their fight- since Ilya told Shane to leave- winning feels hollow. Losing feels better, somehow. As if Shane deserves to lose after being so selfish. Ilya gave up everything for him- his home, his team, and to some extent- his happiness. Hockey. Ilya gave up hockey- good hockey- for Shane.

    A ripple goes through the room of reporters. Shane swears he hears the word ‘Ottawa’ and ‘crash’. But no one is paying attention to him anymore.

    “What’s going on?” he asks into the microphone, feeling strange at the role reversal. Usually, he’s the one being asked questions.

    No one answers. And this time he knows that he hears the word ‘Ottawa’ and ‘Centaurs’.

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    Shane rushes to Ilya after the almost plane crash. Their secret is no longer a secret.

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    22 May 2026

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    Ch 9

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    ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer, 9:13pm: I choose you. Over hockey. Over everything. It’s always been you. I’m sorry we didn’t have more time together. I’m sorry I was so scared. Whatever happens, please try to be okay. For me. Tell my parents I love them. That I hope I made them proud.
    Я люблю тебя больше всего на свете, Илья. Я выбираю тебя.

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    The Voyageur's plane goes down. Ilya and Shane are left to deal with the repercussions.

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    20 May 2026

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    Ch 3