The_Lizard_Wizard
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And Say the Animal Responded? by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game)
27 Aug 2024
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The god of all creation and mastermind behind all intelligent life has a brilliant plan to solve it’s issue: The hero’s journey.
A long established tradition, the intrepid young man or woman would set out and overcome unfathomable odds, make life-long friends and improve themselves and the world around them as a result.
Since it is a bit short-staffed at the moment, the sole progenitor of all that is and ever will be decides to outsource its heroism to another dimension.
The 15-year-old kicking and screaming about being kidnapped is perfect, after all- refusal of the call is the first step in a hero’s journey.
(15-year-old Akari from our world is going on a Pokemon journey whether or not it kills her, as decreed by god)
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Thrice-Born by The_Lizard_Wizard
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Jul 2024
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Most people are born once, if they're lucky. Twice, if they have unfinished buisness. But never thrice.
Link, hero and champion of Hyrule, awakens irreversibly changed in a manner bordering on titular. His journey as the only Zonai in the world will be exacerbated by the complete lack of recognition in the eyes of people he held so dear, a fate I pray you, gentle reader, never have to experience.
(Or: the Zonai Link fic I couldn't find and therefore had to make)
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do or do not by itsthechocopuff
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Sep 2026
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22 Sep 2026
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We'll play hide and seek, to turn this around by noelia_g
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
21 May 2013
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Grantaire meets him at a party the guy was apparently dragged to by friends. They talk (fine, argue) for the better part of the night, and that would be it.
Except then Cosette meets Marius Pontmercy and while they are starting their Disney romance, Grantaire is dragged into the company of Les Amis and, most significantly, the company of Enjolras'. It's bound to go well (not).
Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
03 Sep 2026
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you were born of the ocean (and now you return) by rosaeles
Fandom Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies)
29 Dec 2023
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Bookmarked by The_Lizard_Wizard
01 Sep 2026
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“It’s healing really well.” Katara tells him with a smile, before her lips quirk down into a frown. “Though it’ll still scar pretty bad.”
Zuko shrugs. “It’s ok. I doubt people will really focus on it anyway… the one on my face is a bit more prominent.”
Katara makes a face, like she’s not quite sure if she should laugh or frown, when Toph speaks up.
“You have a scar on your face?” Toph asks, sitting up so she’s sitting by his legs rather than lying on them.
Zuko blinks. He never quite forgets that Toph is blind, but the fact that she can’t see his scar never really occurred to him.
“Oh, yeah.” Zuko looks down at his lap. “My father burned like, half my face off before I was banished.” He says it a little too casually, probably not bitterly enough.
A crash next to him makes him look up, to see Katara's horrified expression, and a shattered bowl of water at her feet.
No one says anything for a long moment.
“Zuko… it- your dad?” Katara finally manages to gasp out. Zuko blinks at her, his brain moving slowly.
“You didn’t know?” He asks in genuine surprise.
“No.” Sokka wheezes.
Zuko blinks at him. “Oh.” Is all he can manage to say.
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05 Aug 2026
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so says the maiden by starlightmeissa
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Feb 2025
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(formerly known as biggering)
House Mooton is an old and respected house founded before the time of Petty Kings and forever residing in their city, Maidenpool.
Eleanor Mooton inherits the Ladyship of House Mooton after the second brother of two months dies in a hunting accident in the middle of Robert’s Rebellion. She is quite put upon about this.
(alternatively: local reincarnation unfortunately becomes important due to the universe's own fuckery. she should've ran to essos the second she realized where she was.)
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- Part 1 of wisdom and strength
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04 Aug 2026