RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
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[Podfic] Lovers, I Guess by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Ilya's on a hotel roof in the middle of the night. The draft is tomorrow, and he can't sleep.
That's when Shane Hollander appears, but he's somehow thirty-five years old, and acting very friendly... and he's wearing glasses. This must be a dream — mustn't it?
Podfic of Lovers, I Guess by tackytiger.
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[Podfic] How to Seduce Your Rival in Five Easy Steps by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Apr 2026
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Step One: Flirt!
Step Two: Figure out what flirting is.
Step Three: Attempt flirting again.
Step Four: Why is flirting so difficult. :(Even Rose Landry might not be able to save Shane Hollander's flirting game, but she's going to do her best to try to help him seduce his crush, Ilya Rozanov.
Podfic of How to Seduce Your Rival in Five Easy Steps by trickysnail.
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[Podfic] love and other drugs by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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“No, Ilya, stay.” The last word came out as a whine.
“Why is he calling you Ilya?” Pike asked.
"Why is he asking you to stay?” Hollander’s mom followed.
Ilya shrugged. “How would I know?”
Hollander lifted his arm out, as if reaching for Ilya. “Because I want him to stay.” It was said in a tone that seemed to say, 'obviously'.
“Shane,” Hollander’s dad started. “Um- what’s going on? I thought we hated Rozanov.” He seemed to realise what he’d said and glanced at Ilya. “Sorry.”
“Is fine.”
"No, I don't hate him. I love him."
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(cliff, ilya, hayden & shane's parents visit shane in hospital after the incident. a very drugged up shane cannot hide his feelings for ilya)
Podfic of love and other drugs by goldengalaxies.
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[Podfic] World's Fastest Man by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Nov 2025
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There Rozanov was—all muscle and glinted gold, ringlets shining, even tied back behind his head.
Shane had never hated someone more.
At age 17, Team Canada’s track and field darling meets his match at the 2008 Athens Olympics.
By 2012, things have gotten a lot more complicated.
Podfic of World's Fastest Man by broccolicheddarchicken.
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[Podfic] This Is Just The Pre-Game by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Jun 2025
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It's Valentine's Day, and Eddie is bravely avoiding his friends attempts to set him up. It's a good job he's in though, because Steve ends up at his door, needing a pep talk before an important date.
Podfic of This Is Just The Pre-Game by entanglednow.
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Podfics of the “1986 was the year of the Fire Tiger” series by maiamaryse by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 May 2023
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Podfics of “Ready for the start of something new” by Amanita_Fierce, RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
12 Apr 2022
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Podfics of the “Ready for the start of something new” series, written by DesignatedGrape.
Connor "Whiskey" Whisk/Kent "Parse" Parson future fic tattoo shop AU. Everything is the same for Whiskey, but a lot of things turned out differently for Kent. Good thing they find each other anyway.
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No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished) by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 May 2026
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“Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.
“Hi?” the man says.
“Hi,” Ilya says—again.
Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.
“Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”
“Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.
OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
30 May 2026
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ghosts we've always known by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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“Seeing you smile like that, it makes me want to give you all of this,” he called out, making a sweeping gesture across the ice.
Shane turned back to look at him, eyes bright, and laughed. “Canadian Tire Centre? I know you’re rich, Rozanov, but an entire arena is a pretty big real estate investment.”
Ilya pushed off, skating to a stop in front of him, knowing his expression had morphed into something serious. “Hockey, Hollander. It should have been yours.”
Or, everything that happens when your dreams don’t come true.
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26 Apr 2026
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it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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cens and censibility @ottawagirly
is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
20 Apr 2026
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he turns off the big light by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya knows firsthand that the world isn’t comfortable. It’s loud, bright, demanding, a harsh place in direct opposition to everything he’s recently learned about autism.
Is it so wrong that he wants Shane to feel safe here? To carve out a space where, even if only for a few hours, he doesn’t have to grin and bear anything? He can just be?
Or: Ilya Rozanov has a lot of good ideas. Telling his fuck buddy that he should consider getting an autism diagnosis isn’t one of them.
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Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
19 Apr 2026
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How to Seduce Your Rival in Five Easy Steps by trickysnail
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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Step One: Flirt!
Step Two: Figure out what flirting is.
Step Three: Attempt flirting again.
Step Four: Why is flirting so difficult. :(Even Rose Landry might not be able to save Shane Hollander's flirting game, but she's going to do her best to try to help him seduce his crush, Ilya Rozanov.
Bookmarked by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
14 Apr 2026