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Rust Around the Rim, Drink it Anyway by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
Fandoms: Twenty One Pilots, BLURRYFACE - Twenty One Pilots (Album)
27 Mar 2026
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Blurry and Spooky can only take control at night, when Tyler and Josh finally go to sleep and leave their consciousnesses open to their inner demons.
Tonight is like any other night for the pair.
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Balls-Deep in The Name of Revenge by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
Fandoms: South Park, South Park RPF
25 Jan 2026
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After Trey catches Liane, his fiance and partner of six years, cheating on him with another man, he goes to Matt for comfort. Eventually, he comes up with a plan to get back at her that couldn't possibly go wrong... besides the fact that it requires Matt to confront some very hard feelings.
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After the shoot-out in The End of Obesity, Kyle takes Cartman back to his garage to help bandage a nasty scrape Cartman acquired along his arm. Alone together, they have a conversation about Cartman's weight which leads to some hidden feelings bubbling over.
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The Most Beautiful Woman He'd Ever Seen by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
Fandoms: South Park
06 Nov 2025
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Just a short drabble about love-stricken Kyle, transgender woman Stan, crushes, and Kenny McCormick.
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Kyle and Kipling are awoken at an ungodly hour by some loud noises coming from elsewhere in the house. What started as a scary experience quickly turns into some usual shenanigans between a drunk Stan, a normal Cartman, an aggravated Kyle, and an extremely humored Kipling.
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Simon Fights His Demons (Bisexuality) by C0NNECTIONTERMINATED, glorifiedbody, nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
Fandom Afraid of Monsters & Cry of Fear
11 Dec 2023
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KINKTOBER 2025 by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
Fandom BASEketball (1998), Real Person Fiction, South Park, South Park RPF
05 Oct 2025
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Roblox HQ Hijinks by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
Fandom Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
06 Jun 2025
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Romeo Rosenthal is a freshman at Colorado State University who swore to stay in his lane and out of drama. Until he met Eric Cartman.
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The stream was fairly tame, nothing much had been going on. She had been sitting at about fifty viewers. Her voice was a cute, high-pitched one, and her giggles were just a sweet melody in Kyle’s ears. She wasn’t playing a game, just chatting with her viewers, answering questions, and reading donations. She would always say the username when she read donations, giggling cutely with her dainty hand covering her face.
God, Kyle wanted her to notice him.
Kyle Broflovski's life is perfectly fine. Friends at college, a good GPA, rich parents, and a secret obsession with a v-tuber whom he moderates for. He hasn't had much reason to complain.
That is, until he has to work on a semester-long project with Eric Cartman, the obnoxious friend-of-a-friend that sits next to him in his Anatomy & Physiology class.
But who knows, maybe they have more in common than what meets the eye.
Bookmarked by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
13 Aug 2025
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FUUUCRHEUGYERUGUOJOHG*YY UHGFDHEUOW DHEUGH GF HEUIFUYEYIUKJEWH UiCHAER 9.
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Kyle finds himself suddenly and inexplicably able to read the minds of his peers.
The only problem? He can’t control whose thoughts he reads and when. So, Kyle has to relearn how to navigate his everyday life all by himself.
Except somewhere along the way, he ends up confiding in someone unexpected.
Bookmarked by nonsequitur (glorifiedbody)
12 Jul 2025
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holy awesome (left off on 3
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Player can't remember anything from before the game; before his body was mapped out in simple binary, and his mind became nothing more than a control for his avatar. Player doesn't know why 4979 people are living in that world. He does know that, when it comes to companionship, he's the odd man out. Unfortunately for Player, the system has a solution, and it results in murder.
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After the events of HLVRAI, Gordon shelves Half-Life for good. Or so he thinks; his viewers are dropping like flies now that he doesn't have a gimmick. But when he discovers Benrey festering away on his hard drive, he thinks he's found the perfect solution: his fans get to see Benrey again, he gets to pay back his student loans, and Benrey doesn't explode his computer out of boredom.
It's a win-win scenario. What could go wrong?