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    Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.”

    “I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.”

    Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.”

    Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking.

    “Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.

    Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.

    Totally not gay at all. Right?

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    11 Mar 2026

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    "Generally speaking," Dazai says, and he doesn't sound anything like the Dazai that Chuuya knows, "I can't imagine I'd go through the effort of faking my death when dying is both easier to achieve and more of a pleasant experience. Though it depends on the how and the why, of course."

    "Bastard, stop talking in circles and–"

    "Boss, huh?" Dazai says, and Chuuya breaks off. It sounds wrong, from Dazai, and Chuuya lets Dazai go. Dazai drops down to both knees, and then sits there, gazing past Chuuya and looking at the makeshift shrine on the imposing wooden desk. There's something dark in his gaze, and it's almost comforting. Almost, because it's familiar; it's a knife in the darkness that Chuuya has watched bring down hundreds of people.

    "What," Chuuya snaps. "Going to tell me you want the position back?"

    "Back," Dazai murmurs, drumming his fingers on his knees before he finally climbs back up to his feet. His hands go into his pockets, his posture relaxed and easy, and none of it makes any sense. "Chuuya, was I really?"

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    In which Dazai of the Beast light novel the Dazai of canon swap places and have to solve some mysteries to return home. Or try to, at least.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    On the day where no one can lie Richard Madoc tells a police officer that he’s keeping a goddess locked up in one of his upstairs bedrooms. It’s laughed off as a joke, a writers play on words, then quickly forgotten as the world descends into chaos—

    In this universe he says he’s keeping a woman.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!

    This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Sanji doesn't know what's the worst part of meeting his forty year-old self: finding out that he's going to lose a finger, or realizing he won't be over Zoro after two whole decades.

    Oh, wait. The worst part is that both facts are connected.

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    10 Feb 2026