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    What if Rose Landry wasn't your typical straight girl best friend? This is my imagining of events if Rose was a little less girl-next-door, and a little more chaos bisexual, whose real calling is tormenting Shane. I have a rough outline for the series but it will no doubt change with my workload and motivation levels:
    1 - Tit for tat (Rose announces the breakup. Shane is stressed and Ilya is over the moon.) - COMPLETED
    2 - I told my friends, and we high fived (Rose and Shane get together for Exes Night. Rose finds out about Ilya) - COMPLETED
    3 - check my nails, tell me how you feel (The internet takes note of Shane's makeover. Rose enjoys stressing Shane out online.) - COMPLETED
    4 - that lady lady, she's the man (Svetlana doesn't take kindly to assumptions about her and Ilya's relationship. It's her turn to be the Chaos Bisexual.) - COMPLETED
    5 - Now i'm on your ex's side (Rose joins the Montréal WAG chat. She is not a WAG.) - NOT STARTED
    6 - She might leave with me (Rose attends a Boston game. The Internet is crashing out. Shane is so done.) - NOT STARTED

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    “Wait, shit, is it really dirty?”

    He glances over to Ilya, who is now dutifully collecting cones. “It’s not dirty,” Shane laughs.

    “So what’s the hangup, then?”

    “It’s… kinda hard to translate.” He continues before Bood can call him on that, “it sounds more old-fashioned in English. Or, it’s fine in Russian, more like. It means my beloved. Or darling, kind of. Russian’s hard to translate directly sometimes.”

    “Man. That’s some Bridgerton shit.”

    5 times the Centaurs hear Ilya call Shane a petname, and one time they hear Shane call Ilya one.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Five moments in Shane and Ilya's relationship, through the eyes of others - and one moment that's just for them.

    15/04/2026 Bonus chapter - Ruby Pike meets Ilya Rozanov for the ultimate battle of wills.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Scott can’t stand Ilya Rozanov. Sure, Rozanov is a generational wunderkind, but he’s also annoying as hell and always ready with a chirp.

    “Do you have a spot in the nursing home yet, Hunter? I am hearing from my grandma they go fast!”

    “Are you getting tired? It must be past your bedtime already!”

    “What kind of skating is that? Is your arthritis acting up again?”

    Scott’s age is Rozanov’s favorite topic, but now that Scott has come out, he shudders to think about what Rozanov will throw at him this season.

    Or, 5 times Rozanov makes fun of Scott for being old, and 1 time he makes fun of Scott for being gay.

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