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The exploits of a bard and his muse by jenesuispasdechat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
16 Sep 2022
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In the eyes of high society, Geralt and Jaskier are to be wed. News made its way up to Kaer Morhen, and now they're on their way there from Oxenfurt for a formal meeting-the-family.
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Adora without She-Ra by jenesuispasdechat
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
18 Jun 2022
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Without She-Ra, who is Adora? This fic explores the potential state of mind of her character before she got her powers back.
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James T. Kirk has issues by jenesuispasdechat
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
29 Apr 2021
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Starving while under fear of death by the government for months has a strong impact on one's psychological health. Toss in a dash of survivors guilt and the responsibility of keeping 419 people alive while exploring places no one's been before, and you've got a pretty messed up captain.
19 years later, these memories still lurked in the shadows of his mind.
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Stanley Pines, age 26, wakes up in a park to a nerd staring at him. The kid says his name is Dipper and that he's on a mission to reunite Stan with his brother. Stan doesn't really want to do this, but Dipper is offering to pay, and he says his brother is in trouble. Stanley will always help Stanford, no matter what shit has happened in the past, so he sets off.
Stanford Pines, age 26, wakes up in his house to a teenage girl chatting with his friend, Fiddleford McGucket. The girl- Mabel, supposedly- knows all about his muse and their dalliances because she is, also supposedly, his great-niece from the future. While he does not want to reunite with Stanley necessarily, she essentially blackmails him into being nice when he arrives. Because apparently Stanley is coming to his house. Joy.
(Dipper and Mabel, on the eve of their 18th birthday, are sent back in time to their Grunkles 1 year before the portal is completed. They both, separately and then together, work to fix the mistakes of the past. Featuring a matchmaking Mabel and a scam artist icon Dipper.)
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09 Aug 2025
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Rough Winds by philomenat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Dec 2024
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Jaskier meets another bard who seems to be perfect for him in every way. Geralt doesn't like it.
“What surprises me,” Jaskier continued, “is that there’s a musician of such skill and I’ve never heard of him. He wasn’t at Oxenfurt, doesn’t compete in the tournaments and big festivals, has no reputation whatsoever. He knew all my songs but had none of his own to play. With talent like that – not to mention a face like that – he’d be a sensation. Melitele, Geralt, is this what envy feels like?”
I don’t know, Geralt thought. I’ve never been envious. Have I?
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16 Dec 2024
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Victor learns Japanese while in Hasetsu. He doesn't tell Yuuri, and things get dicey when he overhears Yuuri and Mari talking about him in Japanese. Repeatedly.
(The subtitle of this fic should be: Victor Nikiforov really needs a hug. Luckily, he gets one. Eventually.)
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“No,” Victor says, skating up to Yuuri on the ice, “you have to push all the way from here, or you’ll never get the height you need for that axel.” He sets his hand on Yuuri’s ass, tracing the muscle group he’s referring to. “Not here.” He taps Yuuri’s thigh. He doesn’t know the words for the muscles in English, only knows how to show him.
Yes, technically he’s grabbing Yuuri’s ass, but how else is he to communicate?
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29 Aug 2024
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29 Aug 2024
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Dearest Gentle Readers,
the Feathers Ball by the Duchess Chuldur of Pemberton promised and proved to be the event of the season with a finale truly to remember.
Lady Whistledown writes about the Doctor and the Rogue.
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08 Jun 2024