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    Basically just a bunch of one-shots for MafiJohn, I don't know what freaky ahh I was on making these but I'm compiling it here cause its easier to look at as a series.

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    In the end, everything can be decoded. A seemingly meaningless string of numbers can hold a wealth of information. In the same vein, people say one thing and mean another. That does not mean their words hold no information; even lies can be dissected, and reveal something true. It’s all a matter of knowing the right formula.

    What is the decryption key to Adler Hoffman? What does each lie reveal?

    “...Forget it,” Adler says, turning away. “I’m leaving.” The line of his profile is stark; Ulrich suddenly feels farther than him from ever. Adler is always low to the ground, shoulders tense, mouth taut, and eyebrows flat. Ulrich has never seen him unguarded, never seen an unreserved emotion from him. 

    Except, of course, for one time. Two days ago, when Adler had been in the midst of orgasm. It is in these moments that Ulrich may begin to decrypt him.

    Adler Hoffman is not well, and Ulrich embarks on a quest to decipher him.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    "Speaking of the two, they left the meeting quite early don't you think? We know Pointer usually clocks out on time like she clocks in right on the hour, but they both seems like they're in a hurry."
    Medicine pocket rolls their eyes. "Oh, we know why."

    Among the other Laplace researchers, Ulrich and Enigma are known to have an atypical heated relationship. Whichever way you want to interpret that as.
     
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    enigrich au where they are fuck buddies.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.

    Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.

    And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Eridians fall in love hard.

    Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “I wish he didn’t care about me so much. It’s gonna really hurt when I die.”
    “Why would you say something like that, question?”
    “I dunno. I guess I don’t think I should really mean much to him. I mean, we were stuck in a spaceship together for a while, sure. But that was a forced proximity thing. I don’t expect him to be by my side every second of the day just because of that. I can’t believe he’s not sick of me by this point. Honestly, I wouldn’t blame him if he left and never came back.”
    Adrian is silent.
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    Or: Grace and Rocky are severely codependent. Adrian gets tangled up in their mess, too.

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    14 Jul 2026