melanoleucus
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- Schitt's Creek (2)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (1)
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Title: A Kinky Valentine’s Day Celebration
Length: 56 minutes
Description: our favourite scene-partners-turned-real-partners celebrate their first Valentine’s together by indulging in a scene so sweet it’ll give you cavities.
Actors: Hob Gadling, Dream of the Endless
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All it had taken was Hob tugging on his earlobe with a bashful “I think it would be sweet” and Dream’s objections had crumbled like sand. -
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David glances up at him, and the sly heat in his expression tells Patrick that yeah, he knows exactly what he’s doing. He presses his thumbs into the center, and the clay morphs into the beginnings of a bowl. Patrick can’t look away as David dips in with two fingers to – Jesus.
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A few years into their marriage, David picks up a new hobby.
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Sebastien, 29, photographer, NYC. Visiting. Just looking to see where the night takes us.
Patrick pauses on Sebastien’s profile. He can’t imagine why someone from New York would be visiting Schitt’s Creek, but it is convenient.
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“What the fuck,” David says.
Patrick’s heart does an eight-foot vertical leap. David is standing half-in-half-out of a doorway, and he looks freaked out enough that Patrick glances down to triple check his buttons. They’re fine.
“David,” Patrick says, and winces. His voice sounds like – like he’s just had a dick down his throat, probably.
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It starts in an elevator by Sporkess
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 May 2026
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Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.
(Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)
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25 Jul 2026
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Two Weeks, Five Hours by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Shane grabbed a teaspoon from the drawer next to him and dipped it into the sauce, turning to face Ilya with his hand cupped underneath it to catch the drips. As he moved around the island, Ilya’s pulse picked up again and his brain smashed together a montage of nights like this from some imagined future. Shane cooking for him in their kitchen, offering his creation up for Ilya’s judgement. Maybe there would be a nice playlist on. Maybe the pasta would be actual pasta, not chickpea. Maybe they’d be cooking for more than just the two of them. Christ.
Balancing on the cusp of a something new, Ilya boards a flight to Shane's cottage for two weeks.
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22 Jul 2026
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Hollanov's Guide to Major League Hockey by DistantStorm
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Jul 2026
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19 Jul 2026
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Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.
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14 Jul 2026
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jul 2026
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selbindery (on ao3 and instagram!) has fic bound this series and it is so, so wonderful, please go check out their beautiful work of art here! (fic binding is only ever acceptable for personal use! do not attempt to sell or monetize fanfiction!)
This series is marked as complete and maybe it is, but I might return for the occasional in-universe one-shot, so feel free to subscribe if you're interested!
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10 Jul 2026