neo_exploded
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If you're a wax figure made to look like a medieval knight, there is no reason why you should need a dick.
Unless, of course, you somehow come to life one night, fall in love with a pharaoh, try to get dirty with said pharaoh, then realize you have no dick.
But that's impossible, because you're made of wax and you don't need a dick.
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would you still love me if my nose was melting? by neo_exploded
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
03 Apr 2026
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“Nightmare, and- and you must be completely honest with me, my king, please.”
“Uh- I, yes, of course, what worries you?”
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Lancelot is a pathetic man in my heart ok
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Lizzy plays dress up, Bobble has a crisis, Tinkerbell is tired of these guys, and Clank thinks Bobble looks kind of hot in a dress.
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Then again, I am THE DEVIL from THE BIBLE so... by neo_exploded
Fandoms: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Dec 2025
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Varian and his merry band of a raccoon and the literal Devil venture to free Quirin with the moonstone!
Basically Varian's version of Season 2 but with more Lucifer(tags are added as chapters are released)
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Literally just me dumping a bunch of Varian-centered AUs here.
Crossovers, One Shots, and a few VAT7K "Episodes", basically stuff I couldn't find myself so I made it with my own nasty hands.
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Hi Varian, it’s me the Devil. I Love you. I’m having so much fun with u! by neo_exploded
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)
06 Dec 2025
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Stupid ass AU where Varian and Lucifer become a team that accomplishes nothing and I haven’t planned this out fully dont @ me
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chatfics bc i cant have enough by neo_exploded
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
24 Jun 2024
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North Star by hole_in_the_roof
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Apr 2026
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Dr. Grace's students deal with the aftermath of his disappearance.
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Bookmarked by neo_exploded
02 Jun 2026
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As if in a trance, CatNap raises himself to his knees, spreading his arms open in worship before his deity. The Prototype is gathering his fingers into a sharp point, preparing to strike. CatNap doesn’t move. Something almost peaceful surrounds the toy cat, and it’s then that John understands what he’s witnessing: acceptance
He moves before he can think.
Or: Before CatNap can sacrifice himself to The Prototype, The Player interferes by shoving him out of the way. This opens up a whole new can of worms.
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- Part 1 of Cat Got Your Tongue?
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- English
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- 202,588
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- 34/34
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Bookmarked by neo_exploded
27 Feb 2026
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Elliot accepts Tyrell's job offer and Tyrell initiates his long-term plan to woo Elliot's socks off in their time together during lunch breaks. Unfortunately, what he forgets to factor in is this: he is a massive, incurable nerd.
In which fries are eaten and things are left unsaid, but not unheard.
Bookmarked by neo_exploded
24 May 2026
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Larry Daley cannot accept that he has turned into a complete workaholic. The effects of pulling all-nighters are nothing but negative and Nicky ends up feeling neglected. You can't exactly bond with your dad if he's either sleeping or working.
Whilst Larry struggles to find a healthy balance between being the night guard and being a dad, Ahkmenrah steps in to play video games with Nicky. Unfortunately for the pharaoh, time won't stand still, no matter how much he wishes.
Bookmarked by neo_exploded
28 Mar 2026
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Though the Tablet and Ahkmenrah returned to the Museum of Natural History nearly a year ago, Larry knows that his time as night guard is over. He now spends his time working as a fifth grade teacher. But when he hears on the news that the sand in Egypt is turning black, he decides it's time to ask Ahkmenrah if he knows anything about it. Now, Larry, his old museum friends and Ahkmenrah's family have to head to Egypt before an ancient enemy can rise again.
Bookmarked by neo_exploded
31 Mar 2026