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"Nami’s gaze pins him to the wall. Her brown eyes are narrowed, calculating. “What? You chicken or something? When Mihawk cuts you down – for real this time – are you gonna accept that it’s because you were too shy to ask for help? I refuse to believe that your dream is that superficial.”
She’s baiting him, not even bothering to hide it. Still, Zoro’s hackles are raised. “I’m not shy.”
“Then prove it. Go watch Sanji cook breakfast or something.”"
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In the aftermath of Alabasta, Zoro finds himself to be the only person reasonably suspicious of the Strawhats' newest crew member. Should it all go to hell - as it is wont to do, with this particular crew - Zoro needs to train harder, get stronger. The problem lies in the fact that, despite his best efforts, he cannot replicate his ability to cut steel. Willing to go to extreme lengths to reach his goals, Zoro undertakes a new sort of training - the art of observation. Much to his despair, however, the cook seems to be the best candidate available.
Zoro's never been one to back down from a challenge, but he wasn't expecting it to turn out like this.
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29 Jun 2026
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“What’d you do this time?” Nami smirks at him from across the table.
Zoro scowls and remains silent.
“You don’t know?”
He glares at her. One of the cabinets gets slammed loudly in the kitchen, followed by a stream of angry French yelled at no one in particular. Nami sighs tiredly and pinches the top of her nose.
“Well, I suggest you figure it out quickly.”
Or: Zoro eats pastries from a bakery. Sanji behaves abnormally about it.
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28 Jun 2026
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“It’s fucking freezing,” Sanji says as he shoves Zoro’s crossed arms away from his chest and bullies his way into Zoro’s personal space, wrapping his arms around the width of his torso and squeezing.
“Yeah, if you have no mental discipline,” Zoro scoffs.
Or: Sanji makes use of his personal space heater and uses hickeys to prove a point.
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28 Jun 2026
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Sanji meets Luffy’s brother on a beach trip with the crew and ends up getting to know him a lot better than he expected to.
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27 Jun 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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27 Jun 2026
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You might think that the most shocking thing to ever happen to Sanji was being born into the sick, sadistic family he was. Or even getting saved by Zeff during a shipwreck, then being stranded for 2 months with nothing but scraps for food before later being adopted by that same pirate who also lost both his leg and his career to save him.
But no. At least, not in Sanji’s perspective of things.
The most shocking thing to ever happen to him is Roronoa Zoro shoving him up on the dining room table and kissing him until Sanji’s brain feels like it is going to melt, and Sanji accepting the kiss.
And then, because he’s an asshole, Zoro pulls away before Sanji is ready. What the fuck. What the fuck?
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26 Jun 2026
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"Sanji's slipped down the stairs!" Luffy hollers.
Brook watches as Zoro's face goes white.
in which an accident involves an extremely guilty Usopp, a furious Zoro and plenty of nakamaship between my favourite duo.
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26 Jun 2026
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Sanji loses something important on Whole Cake. Ace does, too.
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26 Jun 2026
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Sanji realizes he might not be the person he thought he was.
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26 Jun 2026
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But I will follow anyone who brings me to you by macabrekawaii
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Dec 2024
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Sanji thought Zoro was just an infuriating meathead with a sword fetish until a night of booze, banter, and surprisingly romantic declarations turned his world upside down (and his legs over Zoro’s shoulders). Turns out, love is a lot like swordsmanship: messy, defies expectations, and occasionally leaves you crying on your back.
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26 Jun 2026
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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25 Jun 2026
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The crew probably doesn’t expect him to do well in this game, whatever it's going to be. They are, each of them, eyeing the sword in his hand as if they expect it to burn him.
Sanji knows he will do better than they expect. He’ll be able to hold his own, at least for long enough that Nami is able to get them out of this. Play the game and sword fight for a bit, then escape. It’ll be easy.
He takes a shaky breath.
Easy.
Sanji needs to play a little game to guarantee the crew's survival.
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24 Jun 2026
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“Two years is a long time, Zoro. Too long to have your effort thrown back in your face. Even if it’s the same words and the same old argument, the stakes have changed.”
Or: The crew reunite after 2 years, and Zoro reassesses the weight of his words against his regard for Sanji.
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23 Jun 2026
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“Did you see him?” Sanji mumbles, eyes closed in silent pain, or something entirely different.
"No.” Zoro says shortly, almost detached. “If I had found him, he'd be in here with us.”
Or; Zoro would rather not spend his time trapped in a bubble low on oxygen right before getting to Fishman Island, but here we are, and here he is.
(He also may or may not be really worried about his captain, and the cook, but that's something he'd rather keep trapped inside.)
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23 Jun 2026
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Why was Zoro calling him?
He stood in the doorway of the man's apartment, hand still waiting on the door.
“Mosshead, I know you're directionally challenged, but is it so bad that you can't even navigate your phone properly?”
Zoro watched him, his face coated with a soft stare he normally only reserved for Chopper, and crossed his arms. “I know exactly how to navigate my phone, cook.”
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Nami asks Sanji to help Zoro with his crush, the only problem is, Zoro won't tell him who it is.
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22 Jun 2026
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In the wake of a crucial misunderstanding that ends his and Zoro's "relationship", Sanji battles with his feelings while simultaneously helping Nami with her own relationship troubles.
This leads to revelations that were pretty obvious in hindsight.
(Or, Sanji realizes he's in love with Zoro only after they break up.)
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21 Jun 2026
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In which Sanji doesn't take care of himself so Zoro is forced to do it for him.
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Zoro tries to pavlov Sanji into self-care (with a hand on his dick).
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19 Jun 2026
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Roronoa Zoro is incapable of staying in one place, and it falls to Sanji to keep track of him. If only he would stop wandering off at the worst times.
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Zoro keeps getting lost. Sanji keeps finding him.
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19 Jun 2026
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Luffy finds a dragon at the bottom of Sanji's teapot and Sanji won't tell him he sees only the wet tangle of black leaves in a halfhearted swirl. His attention is on the dishes from dinner waiting in the sink, and the pie crust for tomorrow's dessert.
"I see it, why can't you?" Luffy asks anyway, knowing.
"I see it," says Sanji.
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19 Jun 2026
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Zoro is on board with Mihawk’s initial plan: Mihawk negotiates a sham political marriage with Germa, Perona flirts with some prince for weeks, and Zoro waits for the fight at the end.
He’s not on board when plans change, and now he’s the one marrying some stupid prince.
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19 Jun 2026